Monday, July 18, 2011
Why I Support Pirated Products
9. Kim Kardashian
Lion King Beyowulf has a penchant for leggings, but not just any leggings. Hers are from Balenciaga and they cost $100,000. Tights...Really?! Can't she spend that money for a better weave or a better manager so she can stop stealing other people's entire performance's? Oh Well, back to Pop Eye's...
4. Prince Azim of Brunei
This guy may be one of the guys that the GOP would be afraid of until they read his account balance then would open the so called "big tent". This young man gave Mariah Carey $6 million in jewelry, for what reason who knows. I'm sure Mimoo was all too glad to have it and she and the Prince are besties, otherwise there would be a lame song about the fall out.
Patron Saint Bono with his shades of many colors, forgot his hat one day. He remembered while he was helping poor brown people in London but his hat was in Italy. Oh Noes...what to do? He spent $1700 on a plane ticket to retrieve his hat. I wouldn't spend that to retrieve my dog much less an inanimate object. How ironic, a conservationist that would waste time, jet fuel, and harm the atmosphere for a hat.
2. Lady Gaga