Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Back in Court

Casey Anthony aint got nothin on me
No, she hasn't violated her probation, AGAIN, but she has decided to sue what people have called a rapper Pitbull for poking fun at her in the lyrics of his hit single Give Me Everything. In the song, co-written by bootie bandit Ne-Yo, the hip-hop star rhymes, “Hustlers move aside, so I’m tiptoeing, keep flowin’/I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan” – and the actress Jail Bird is far from happy that her name features in the song. Why? What isn't true about her being locked up?

A new lawsuit filed on Lohan’s behalf reads, “The lyrics, by virtue of its wide appeal, condemnation, excoriation, disparaging or defamatory statements by the defendants about the plaintiff are destined to do irreparable harm to the plaintiff.” Lohan alleges the appearance of her name in the song causes her “to be associated and identified in connection with defendants.” The suit seeks an injunction to stop the broadcasting of the song, a former U.S. number one. It also seeks unspecified damages.

 There we go, unspecified damages that's the point of the suit...let's ride the "taco", because Wilmer Valderrama doesn't want you anymore is that what it is? Now you want the "hot beef injection" from Pitt Stain? I can't tell if the Pitt stain is praising her or attacking her or what for her criminal record? She should take that as a badge of honor being named dropped in a rap song, that's publicity that she desperately needs. It's not like she does anything but goes to court and jail.

How about this fool wants to be in a movie playing Victoria Gotti, John Gotti's daughter. Don't you think that it's a bit, I don't know... hypocritical to complain about a rapper talking about her jail stints when she is playing the daughter of a known Mafia crime boss? Does she know that rappers love Gotti, Scarface, Pacino, Deniro or any reference to crime? She will be a hero now since she is basically a felon. All she needs is some gold fronts, booty shorts, body stockings and pop up on a Kanye track and she is in the house. Let's not mention the fact that she has been locked up several times and just got off house arrest a few weeks ago. The song is telling the truth, so there's nothing libelous or slanderous about it. I look at this the same way I look at her pitiful, lame attempt to sue the people of eTrade for the "milkaholic" baby... She can't get or keep an acting job, so she's got to get money from SOMEWHERE. 

Lindsanity, did Pitt Stain photograph you stumbling out of club after club drunk with your lesbian lover? Did Afrojack and Ne-Yo watch post photos of you online while you get banged out by various males? Did any of these so called rappers tweet photos of you with your ankle bracelet while you chug an alcoholic cocktail on a balcony while your mom watches on. Yeah, this one line in a rap song will harm your reputation, not the lines of cocaine you snorted, the constant partying, the anorexia, the botched plastic surgery, the dysfunctional family, crotch shots, the shoplifting, the DUI, no...IT'S THIS! Babe, your misbehavior is a matter of public record and tabloid fodder and truth is an absolute defense. I think we have seen you and your numerous trips to the courthouse enough to know that you did it all and that you can't tarnish an already rusted blade. It may be time to leave Hollywood if you aren't making enough money to sustain your habits. Suing the up and comers is just pathetic and everyone knows you are an out of control loser. You couldn't even be a successful thief, any idiot can steal something small at least once. You steal something expensive and then blame the assistant and do it all on camera. Maybe you should sue all the schools that had a violent tragedy because their video game told them to murder, or because their too weak to deal with kids bigger than them. Go Get em Lindsay!

I'm truly shocked that she has remained sober enough to hear any of these clowns words. Oh, but she just drinks tea now and shills for

If suing people is her only source of legit income then it's time to go to West Hollywood, buy a huge bag of crack and just put herself out of her misery and the world out of ours. Or just do porn...oh, she kind of has... Now if the suit was about polluting the airwaves with nonsensical drivel, then I would agree with her but she would have to sue a whole lot of people for that one.

I will try to feel sorry for her when I have time sometime next year, December 23, 2012, the day the world is supposed to end.


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