5 Reasons You Shouldn't Vote For Romney

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Even Mitt Romney shoudn't vote for Mitt Romney...Massachusetts didn't, America should heed the warning. Stacey Dash has endorsed her new auto tuned song and tweeted her new dress that looks like it came from a store called "sparkles or razzle dazzle", to show her solidarity for rejecting the so called "plantation mentality." For those of us paying attention, here are five reasons why a live human being in the 20th century shouldn't vote for the Mormon etch-a sketch.

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1. He's a Liar

Even his lies have lies. If you look in the dictionary under two-faced chameleon there will be two pictures of Mitt Romney. One looking to the left and one looking to the right. People always list reasons why blacks shouldn't vote for Democrats, but I have one reason why no one should vote Republican. Mitt Romney.

Romney has changed his political position so many times, even he doesn't know where he stands. Romney shouldn't even vote for himself. The man is delusional, or so out of touch with reality, he thinks republican voters will vote for him no matter how many times he does and an about face or contradicts himself...hmm..maybe he's not that delusional. Many of these people have such a delusional hatred of President Obama they will probably vote for Romney anyway. Those idiots that refer to Obama as "the Muslim:, believe it's appropriate to lynch empty chairs, or say, "let's get the white back in the white house." You mean mean the yellow because Romney is a coward and has no honor...

Here you have a man with no knowledge or understanding of foreign policy, who thinks it's appropriate to act first, ask questions later, or have his surrogates say, "what we meant to say, is that's not really what we meant." He was for the affordable care act before he was against it, matter of fact he was the architect of "Obamacare", now when it's politically expedient, that's what he wants to get rid of day one of his fantasy presidency. He wants to reduce the debt by tax cuts that he can't pay for, and closing loop holes, but never specifies what loop holes he would close, or what programs he would eliminate.  

What about the huge lie he told about the auto industry? He clearly said he would let the industry go bankrupt when Obama was doing the bail outs, because that's when Fox noise was jumping up and down about car czars, and trying to tie it in to socialism and Russia. When the industry bounced back he tried to take credit himself. "I pushed the idea of a managed bankruptcy," "And finally, when that was done, and help was given, the companies got back on their feet. So I'll take a lot of credit for the fact that this industry's come back."  Amazing, it's like a parallel universe that I just entered into. Maybe I will take credit for the writing of the Bible. I could write a doctoral thesis on Romney lies in and of itself.

Mittens and the Stepford Wife

2. Not Very Articulate

Haven't we learned this lesson with Dubya? We shouldn't want to have another fake ivy league cowboy swashbuckling and saber rattling all over the globe? Mittens told the UK Telegraph, “We are part of an Anglo-Saxon heritage (read white) and he feels that the special relationship is special.” So is the history of slave trading, the Revolutionary War, I mean what the hell is he talking about? The only thing The USA has in common with the UK is the language and the word "United" in the name of our countries and even that's a stretch. That statement was so openly biased, racist and just plain stupid, because there are entire cross sections of the populace that was omitted from the rich heritage of our great nations. Britain has large Indian, Welsh, Irish, Muslim, Middle Eastern and Jamaican populations, you know people they still have colonized or British protectorates. They do live in Europe, you know. Here we have a large Black, Hispanic, Canadian, Italian, oh wait...American that's supposed to be a melting pot, that's what we are taught in school. Those of us that went to school and don't have an idealized notion that America is the great planes, where we all dress like pilgrims, carry a musket, the women cook apple fritters and we all enslave the natives for fun.

3. Horrendous Diplomat

Remember Mittens on his trip abroad visiting heads of state right before he went to the Olympics? It was gaffe filled and cringe worthy. He questioned the readiness of Britain to host the Olympic Games! And they've fired back at Mitt with the Big Guns! The Sun Tabloid called him "Mitt the Twit," and a "wannabe president." That's a tabloid insulting him...this is a paper that reports on Victoria Beckham's eating disorder or who Kim Kartrashian is bedding in that ample hairy booty. The Independent, called Romney's trip, "Romney shambles" saying in addition to Romney committing a diplomatic gaffe, he did the "the cardinal sin of U.S. politics, flip-flopping" on his criticism. Even the conservative Daily Mail called Romney " devoid of charm, offensive and a wazzock (a foolish or annoying person). You  aint never lied. 

4.  Romney Knows Nothing About Foreign Policy

The Republicans are supposed to be the party that's big on the support of whoring out our military for electoral benefit but during their convention they barely mentioned the military, but the Democrats acknowledged our fighting men and women in a big way. Mitt and his pals didn't even thank or show any appreciation for the troops fighting in Afghanistan. Mitt's' response asked about this omission, "I only regret you’re repeating it day in and day out. When you give a speech you don’t go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important and I described in my speech, my commitment to a strong military unlike the president’s decision to cut our military. And I didn’t use the word troops, I used the word military. I think they refer to the same thing". Oh God...does this marionette ever stop?

Mitt doesn't think that acknowledging our military men and women fighting in harms way is important? This from the group that made the federal case about wearing an American flag lapel pin.

Romney falsely accused President Obama of sympathizing with the attackers of American Embassy in Libya!

Mitt said "The Obama administration's first response was not to condemn attacks on our diplomatic missions, but to sympathize with those who waged the attacks." But none of that was true (surprise, surprise, surprise!). Neither the American Embassy nor Secretary Of State Clinton offered sympathy for the attackers.

In fact, the Cairo Embassy condemned the anti-Muslim religious violence before the embassy was attacked. Secretary of State Clinton representing the Obama administration's first response to the violence, explicitly condemned the attack and the death of a State Department official.

So Romney in his eagerness to score political points against the President, jumped the gun, and didn't know what the hell he was talking about, and got a lot of justly deserved criticism from both democrats and republicans for his outrageous remarks.

5. Mitt Hates Everyone Not White, Male, or Rich

Mitt's caught on tape at a private fund raiser for millionaires saying that 47% of the American voters are irresponsible, want hand-outs and see themselves as victims because they won't vote for him! He's said he's not concern about those voters. Those 47% include college students, working poor, most middle class, teachers, cops, firemen, soldiers, the elderly, pretty much the entire tea party. Now he says he wants to help 100% of the American people. What happened? He got caught showing his true self and he was criticized negatively in the polls. His views on women's rights are archaic and barbaric and straight from the the old testament. I think the Old Testament might be too modern for Mittens.  Romney has backed several policies to reduce women's reproductive rights and their success in the workforce. He has attacked Planned Parenthood, abortion access, birth control access, equal pay and more. Remember his inability to answer the Lillie Ledbetter question at the debate. I would be shocked if he knew who Lille Ledbetter was and why she was important. When he should have been focusing on job creation, he was concerned about controlling uteruses. No wonder he can't win over women voters. 

When GOP U.S. Senate candidate Richard Mourdock declared he opposes aborting pregnancies conceived in rape because "it is something that God intended to happen," I thought there was absolutely no bottom anymore in the swamp of the bastardization of religion and politics. Surely, Romney will comdemn this idiocy. This is what we get from Romney while campaign ads endorsing Mourdock continue to run, "Gov. Romney disagrees with Richard Mourdock's comments, and they do not reflect his views," said Romney campaign spokeswoman Andrea Saul. 

It's amazing how a woman can't be trusted to make a  medical decision about her body but she is expected raise to raise a human being.

Romney has advocated for cutting FEMA and in the wake of Hurricane Sandy, it appears that, that would be a stupid call. Romney believes that the States can take care of everything including natural disaster relief. I find that puzzling because I literally live in State that can't coordinate a valid transit system or just voted to allow people of different races to get married in 2001. That's the 21st century...The state I live in, still thinks it's appropriate to have a confederate flag displayed off of the freeway. I digress...

Mr. Romney not only believes that states acting independently can handle the response to a vast East Coast storm better than Washington, but that profit-making companies can do an even better job. He said it was “immoral” for the federal government to do all these things if it means increasing the debt. Yes, we have seen how well that private companies have been doing lately. Judicial Correction Services ring a bell? You have a private probation company collecting money from poor defendants, charging asinine fees resulting in a debtors prison. A judge called it state sanctioned extortion.

Romney played his Convention Video at a ‘Non-Political’ Storm Relief Event in Ohio. Always anything for the political gain. Hope it doesn't backfire, again.

Romney's record on natural disaster's has been dreadful from what I hear. On Oct. 9, 2005, heavy rain storms caused the Green River to rise to historic levels and begin flooding into Greenfield, Mass. The flooding destroyed a trailer park and demolished swaths of low-income housing. Roads were impassable. The flood waters submerged the town's water treatment plant.

As the rain fell and the Green River rose, Greenfield's then-Mayor Christine Forgey tells The Huffington Post that she did not hear from Romney. About 75 people, including many retirees, lost their homes in the trailer park, she says. Still many more were displaced. Forgey says a resident opened up the high school and used it as a crisis shelter. A radio station launched a food and clothing drive and the Red Cross provided services.

This is what you get when they say "government can never work." and deceives millions by misstating a line in the Presidents speech, attempting to insinuate that the President is somehow jealous of successful people and is personally plotting against small business owners. That's leadership we can believe in...

I'm not an Obama kool aid drinker. 4 years ago, I wanted John Edwards to be the nominee and Obama to be his running mate. I knew he would let people down because they made him out to be the second coming. But let's be real about one thing, the man was given a giant turd from the Bush administration and had a Democratic House and Senate for all of 4-6 months. It wasn't 2 years by a long shot if you calculate the timeline accurately. He was elected in November 2008, sure, but he didn't take the oath of office and become President until January 21, 2009. From the beginning he was met with resistance from Blue Dog Democrats that voted against House Democrats and with Republicans which prevented them from getting that 60 vote super majority on all the bills. So from February till June, Congress was in session. They typically take the rest of the summer off, then we had midterms and the Dems lost control of the House. You can't blame the President for the nonsense that has been going on with the economy without blaming the Republican Congress for doing everything they could do to be adversarial, and turning the lives and economy of the American people into a blood sport with one sole goal. Making the President a one term president. Never in my life have I seen such disrespect, hatred and misinformation perpetuated as truth to the masses. 

What Romney represents is redistribution of wealth to the top end, shipping more jobs over seas, increasing the deficit, adding more money to the defense while cutting education, infrastructure and research and development. This zealot will appoint future wingnuts on the Supreme Court which has the potential to change life as we know it. This imaginary assault on freedoms that Fox has wedged into the minds of the weak will become real. Mitt Romney was a Governor who didn't have enough support to hold onto the position after completing his first term. He has only served government at the state level, and for only four years.

He worked for a company that made millions upon millions of dollars. But Romney, as a leader of that company, went to work everyday knowing that with every minute he used to find Chinese companies to invest in, or homegrown companies to buy and close down – he put more money in his pockets and more Americans out of work. Yet this is the man that can lead America back. You can't be serious. 

Romney only knows how to build a business, not a country, not a military, not an economy. He can see some of the small pieces of the pie, but the larger pieces national security, education, green jobs, tax adjustments for every class except his own, and plans that provide for you when you are sick, unemployed, old, and hurt – those pieces are only viewable by Barack Obama in this current election. 

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On Hiatus

Sorry for the absence. I have been having terrible trigeminal neuralgia attacks and haven't felt like writing. There will be new content coming shortly.

The Committee of Science Technology Denies Science

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, America has hit a new low with this one with the religious pandering and holy rolling to the lowest common denominator from the Insane Clown Posse running our US Government. This guy makes Bachmann, Palin, and Bush seem qualified.

Rep. Paul Broun, who serves on the House Science Committee, (irony), told a church-sponsored banquet in his home state of Georgia that the theories of evolution and the big bang are “lies straight from the pit of hell.” Broun has long been known as one of the most conservative members of Congress, and an outspoken conservative Christian. What's really disturbing about this guy is that this guy is a doctor, a medical doctor with a degree in chemistry.

Broun says “all that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and the Big Bang theory” was part of a ploy to hide how old the Earth really is, “to try to keep me and all the folks who were taught that from understanding that they need a savior.” I don't remember any of this in my college Geology, Chemistry or Biology classes. What I did learn was science and not theology, theology I learned in a theology class or church.

Let me also add that another member of our illustrious Science and Technology Committee is Todd Akin, the genius that believes that a woman's body can discern when it's raped legitimately, and then self terminate the pregnancy. He also believes that doctors perform abortions on women who aren't even pregnant. 

Back to Broun...he lists his views that would bring his college professors to shame and is clear pandering to his audience by stating: "You see, there are a lot of scientific data that I've found out as a scientist that actually show that this is really a young Earth. I don't believe that the earth's but about 9,000 years old. I believe it was created in six days as we know them. That's what the Bible says." So he just contradicted himself, there is no scientific data in the world that states the earth is 9,000 years old, the Bible and the long list of "begets" are the only data that would lead him to that conclusion. There is no carbon dating, no scientific hypotheses, no nothing to support a 9,000 year old dating declaration other than hallucinatory drugs or a wish and a dream. He never named this so called scientific data, so that it can be tested. If it can't be tested, then it has to be relied on by faith and that's not science. Evolution and Big Bang are empirically supported theories. In science, a theory is an explanatory framework that both accounts for the available data and that has predictive power. Empirically supported means they have been beaten up by scientists for generations trying to disprove them and yet they are still supported by the data.Sorry Doc, but you should know better.

He goes on to say, "And what I've come to learn is that it's the manufacturer's handbook, is what I call it. It teaches us how to run our lives individually, how to run our families, how to run our churches. But it teaches us how to run all of public policy and everything in society. And that's the reason as your congressman I hold the Holy Bible as being the major directions to me of how I vote in Washington, D.C., and I'll continue to do that." The Bible dictates how you run public policy, society, and how you vote? Oh really? In what imaginary Utoptian world is this? Christanity openly endorses slavery, rape, misogny, and child genocide. If you still associate with this ugly side of human history in any form, then you should have to suffer as all of your victims have. You know, that eye for an eye thing. Wait, we disregard that part of the Bible, we only like the parts that makes us feel warm and fuzzy until it's time to try and empathize and help someone less fortunate, then its all about me again. If I stuck the word Quran in that paragraph, I would think this was one of those scary Muslim countries they want to attack all the time. What they are describing is an oppressive theocratic society with the dominant religion being Judeo Christianity. But, what about the knawing fact that there are literally thousands of civilizations that have been been around longer than 9,000 years, like 10,000, and a whopping 30,000 years ago. They had fully functioning societies, so...were they just out floating in the void with *gasp* proof these homo sapiens existed. How stupid can these people be? I mean seriously.

Of course this exhibition of ignorance was met with thunderous applause, and displays a deliberate undermining of science, education, and the reason why America is lacking in math, science, and technology. This is what happens when we let Republicans get MD's from a mail order medical school after getting a degree in alchemy. This man wants votes no doubt, but he believes this crap, he truly has to believe this bird poop to say any of this with a straight face. No educated person could stand up, stone cold sober, and utter these words without a deep seeded belief in this idiotic dogma. Morality has nothing to do with ignorance, but in 2012, people still believe that the Bible is science and is like believing in the tooth fairy or santa clause, only for adults. 

It's often the case that creationists do more harm to Christianity than any logical argument an atheist could make. When you force a choice between faith and objective reality, reality tends to win.The only things that are truly infinite are the universe and human stupidity and I think Albert Einstein was talking about this guy specifically. The reason people don't believe in evolution is because they are too lazy to google "natural selection", and they choose to hold onto the myth that it's all about "man is descended from monkey's", which is inaccurate.

Darwin's general theory presumes the development of life from non-life and stresses a purely naturalistic (undirected) "descent with modification". That is, complex creatures evolve from more simplistic ancestors naturally over time. In a nutshell, as random genetic mutations occur within an organism's genetic code, the beneficial mutations are preserved because they aid survival -- a process known as "natural selection." These beneficial mutations are passed on to the next generation. Over time, beneficial mutations accumulate and the result is an entirely different organism (not just a variation of the original, but an entirely different creature). Basically, the new stronger creature will adapt and the older will die out. Survival of the fittest. That happens in nature all the time, even in our human reproductive system. It eliminates inferior species over time, how many cro magnon or mastadon have you seen lately? It explains our genetic makeup where we are located geographically, mating, everything. It's not meant to explain our salvation.

These people probably think the night sky is a giant canopy with Gods light shining through it, who knows. What I do know, is that his facts that the earth being 9,000 years old came straight from his ass.

Mariah Carey/ Nicki Minaj Feud as Aritificial as Nicki's Ass

No Realness Here

American Idol producers must think that the American people are really dumb to think that this Mariah Carey/ Nicki Minaj feud is actually real. Apparently, the Bitches of Eastwick got into yet again for some unknown reason, and Nicki got "ghettofied" and put her mental illness on display for the world to see. I would post the video, but it's simply not that important, but here is a copy of the transcript:

Nicki: “You think I’m playin’? You think this is all a joke? This is a joke? This is a joke? This is a joke? Say one more disrespectful thing to me! If you say one more disrespectful thing to me: Off with your head! Off with your head! Off with your head!

Mariah: Excuse me. I am not being disrespectful.

Nicki: Don’t call me a bitch! Don’t call me inadequate! You’re going to get set! Just fall back! You don’t know shit! You just sitting there while she running down her resume every five minutes. Every time you take a shot at me, I’m going to take it back and if you got a fucking problem you better handle it!

Nicki: I told them I’m not fucking putting up with your fucking highness over there. Figure it the fuck out. Figure it out. Figure it out!

Mariah: “Oh Why, why, why do I have a three year old sitting around me?”

Nicki: “I’m not sitting here for 20 minutes to have you run down your resume everyday No! No! goodbye!”

Mariah: “Listen I can’t see my kids because you decided to have a little crazy fit and run around the stage.”

Nicki: “Oh Good. Go see them now. Go see them now. Go see them now. You’re boring as fuck!”

Yes, Nicki. I do think you are playing, you, Mariah and the AI producers, or it's a cruel cosmic practical joke. Not sure... Plus, your music, is boring and laughably stupid, I mean "you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe", pot meet kettle. This entire situation is fake. Then Mariah trots out via phone on a sympathy tour and pretends to be so scared but can somehow manage the strength to tell Barbara Walters on national television that she feels unsafe on set. My heart bleeds, it truly does...a multi millionaire with more body guards than the President, will only be photographed on the left side of her face and won't wear the same outfit twice feels threatened...I wish I could feel $18 Million dollars unsafe too...

So, here is the thing...these two collaborated on a song together, so it's not like they are foreign to one another and they had some type of simpatico synergy when they made that horrendous "Up Out My Face." Nicki's playing some imitation thug role in order to bolster ratings and her damaged street cred for releasing that candy coated turd called Roman Reloaded. It seems as if Nicki was mad because Mariah actually has a resume to spout off for 20 minutes. Let's face it, her worst album, Glitter is leaps and bounds ahead of Nicki's so called best album, if you want to call random sounds set to computerized beats, music.

CeeLo Green took a break from his sequined robe, stroking cat, gay Dr. Evil impression and remarked that this was a ploy for ratings. I agree, it is and Nicki needs to shut her yap and collect her check. She is getting $8 Million to basically sit in judgment of people with more talent than her while getting more exposure to her brand. That's all she cares about. Maybe if she listened to Mariah's resume everyday, she might learn something because Mariah is Mariah and will always be Mariah. Her talent will never be questioned. Period. She is a legitimate singer who can appropriately judge singers on a singing show. Nicki belongs on Rupaul's Drag Race judging which queen should sashay away or who is the fishiest.

I'm going to call Nicki inadequate, if Mariah won't because Nicki is, at least her musical ability is. Her ass and need to grub every dollar she can is not. Judging by her comments and the defensive nature of them, she knows it as well. In her words, she seems to "figuring it out". How dare she threaten someone who been in the game since the 90's, got about 100 Grammy's, doesn't embarrasses their race and gender at every given moment, or whenever they step on a stage or give an interview. Even if Mariah started this imitation fight, Nicki had no right to say anything of this nature to Mariah, because Nicki, needs to stay in her lane.

None of this matters though...it's all fake, it's all imitation, just like Rihanna/ Chris Brown, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Chad and Evelyn, the list goes on and on. This is the new Honey boo boo style of marketing shows and music. Gone are the days when positive buzz about quality entertainment made the public want to watch the show or download the song. Now, it's a blur of controversies, fake bi sexuality, twitter beefs, tit shots, crazy clothes, cheating scandals, pretty much anything but stand on the merit of the body of work that the artist should be focused on creating. The motto is distraction using the shiny red ball, hopefully they won't see or hear how ordinary this is.

Please stop assuming that I am one of the drooling masses that listen to these reports and believe that this explosive match up is something that I just have to watch. This is "must miss tv". If I had $18 Million dollars, I would guess that when this stupid show airs, all this heated "drama" will be taken down from a hurricane to a mild cloudy day, with rays of sunshine.

Vote For Your Favorite American Idol, 1800-Gullible

With the war of the boobs, the bigger boob will win, and that's the audience or anyone who believes that this crap isn't a publicity stunt. 

Why We Need to Tax God

Have you ever been to a church service and the pastor announces that a special guest visitor would like to address the congregation. It's not a guest minister, but a political candidate running for Congress, City Council, or stating some position about an upcoming election. Maybe the pastor himself tells the church how it's the last days, "we are a Godly people", we must vote our principles, or amazingly, advises the church to  not vote at all. Maybe the pastor tells you to vote for a particular political party for whatever reason, real or imagined.

Appalling? Disgusting? It happens all the time in the South and when that happens, the tax man should immediately send the church a tax return because churches are being poisoned by capitalism. Churches aren't taxed and participate in so called "faith based programs" and it's something we all accept like the sky is blue. But no one really examines why we don't tax churches, especially now since they are in the political game.

“THE constitution does not require the government to exempt churches from federal income taxation or from filing tax and information returns.” It's a privilege, not a right, which means it's revocable. When the founding documents of this country were written, for instance, churches tended to be small congregations of like-minded people who worshiped their deity in the same way, and any money given by a church’s flock was hopefully going to support church-sponsored functions like charity work.

TBN's Palatial Headquarters

Now, even Religion has been poisoned by crony Capitalism to the point that we have these mega-churches that rake in millions of dollars and commercialize their church’s message to the point that a Coca-Cola billboard and a Rock of Christ Our Lord Who Gave His Life For Us on A Cross on the Side of the Road at Mt. Calvary Tabernacle (seriously, church names are redundant) billboard. What I’m saying is that God has a butt load of cash and merchandise that he doesn’t pay Uncle Sam a dime for…and maybe that needs to change. You have a system rigged full of televangelists running lucrative things such as recording studios and selling oil and gas under cover of the religious exemption, highlighting a serious regulatory failure at the heart of America's charitable sector.

However, ever since the Religious Right started commandeering the Republican party, churches have become more and more active in politics, and still all along they’ve gotten millions of dollars tithed to them, without having to pay a single tax dollar. I seriously attended a church service where the pastor said, "I require all employees of this church to tithe. The money is automatically deducted from their checks, or they can't work here" So, let me get this straight, you pay the employee's and then require them to pay that money back to you? No one saw a problem with this but me. How is this not a religious sanctioned extortion racket?

Show Me Da Money

These super-mega-corporate churches rake in more money than your mom and pop convenience store, or your local movie theater. Make no mistake, churches have becomes titans of business, and yet every year they file no taxes. Yes, they are supposed to be non-profit, but one has to wonder just how much oversight we get into the books. As taxpayers, we should all be concerned that churches are more and more becoming fronts for large sums of money to be divvied up among pastors, preachers, church executives and whatever political causes they see fit. These tax shelters for God need to be more thoroughly scrutinized, but in a modern world, why shouldn’t churches be taxed once their revenues, excuse me, tithes reach a certain amount of money? These churches lobby against the tax payers interests time and time again and that's not what the church was designed to do. I have no better example than TBN (the blasphemy network), these charlatans spread their hokey brand of prosperity nonsense gospel to the mindless, they send in their checks and the owners of the networks sit on their tacky gold thrones (the old white guy that always wears a gray suit and the lady with the purple wig).

Is it really fair to the working class Americans in this country, that Pat Robertson can bring in astoundingly large sums of money every year for his 700 Club and that none of it will be taxed, beyond what the person tithing pays as income tax, of course. He’s going on TV every day, asking people to send them money to reserve their room at Hotel Heaven, and where exactly does that money go? For him to tell more lies and spread more intolerance and hatred on gays, women, and abortion.

Is This A Church or The Staples Center?

I’m sure the 700 Club funds all kinds of Christian-based charities (buying soggy sandwiches, rubber arm bands, and invasive female procedures), and they probably do fine work. But I’m not convinced for one second that none of it goes towards political campaigns or candidates. After all, the 700 Club has interests it wants to protect, like making sure two adults who love each other can’t get married if they both happen to have a dick, and you know, compassionate stuff like that. Does it not raise any red flags that a man who espouses the teachings of Christ, who said that it’s easier for a rich man to eat a hundred tacos in an hour than it is to get into Heaven (or something like that), is by all accounts worth at least 100 million dollars, and probably, much, much more? Shouldn't a man who is dedicated to the work of a man who gave no merit to money, and who runs a church that is supposed to be non-profit, is filthy rich? But it's a testament to a man's faith and how much faith he has by how much money he has acquired, in the new gospel.

It’s time for America to treat churches the same as any small business and hold them accountable as well as transparent. If the church in question really is non-profit then there’d be no need to tax them. However, if a church is running deep into the black, paying its ministers six or even seven figure salaries, he's drives a Bentley, boasts about a $500 dog, a private jet, multi million dollar homes, solid gold toilets, private chefs, claim a so called "parsonage allowance" to have the church pay their mortgage and is spending millions on advertising their drug God, then it’s time to tax them. Tax them at 15%, or 20%, but a church with millions in revenues left over after they’ve paid all their expenses for the year has every obligation to kick into the country’s infrastructure. Since they love America so much that they can opine about how we need to try and save it by voting for certain people or not voting for certain people. You know America has gone down hill since we took prayer out of school... After all, it’s this country’s extremely liberal and secular stance on religion that allows them to operate as massive profit centers anyway. Why do you think Scientology became classified a religion instead of the crackpot fake psychology money bilking scheme it really is. Tax exemption. But, no one thinks about that...

Haven't I Given Enough?

Conservatives should love this idea. After all, they contend no one deserves a free ride in America. So that applies to God, too, right? So pay up you dead beat!

Addendum to Worst Songs of 2012

My ipod hasn't been charged due to laziness and tiredness and I have been forced to listen to the radio, here is an addendum to my prior list of suck. These songs may give a person diarrhea...

11. Girl On Fire- Alicia Keyes featuring Nicki Minaj

There are so many things wrong with this song without the obvious involvement of Video Hoe Barbie. First off, this Alicia can sing, she can play, but she chooses to vocally audition for a role as werewolf in Twilight by howling the entire song. It's her repeating "this girl is on fire" for most of the song, which is painful to hear. Where is the substance? This song belongs on a soundtrack or a montage about shopping or a white girl who just graduated and she got her first big job in the city while she catches cabs o rides the subway. Alicia is the example of what happens in the music industry, make a good album with substance when you first come out, then get rich and stop trying. 

10. H.F.Y.R- Drake and Wayne

I have nothing positive to say about this song, not even the beat can overcome the repetitive lyrics, and the sheer nothingness that is the message of the song. Oh, well they "rapped" or should I say crapped about what they normally do, getting laid, drinking and smoking while proclaiming themselves to be the "realest niggas in the game." If they are the realest, then I would hate to see the bitches. Then again, one of them should be on a rainbow float at Pride along with Chris Brown. Look at the lyrics:

Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?
Are you single? I heard you fucked your girl, is it true?
You getting money? You think them niggas you with is with you?
And I say hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, fuckin' right, fuckin' right, alright
And we say hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah, fuckin' right, fuckin' right, alright

The answer to your first question, no I don't love this shit because it's shit. I would get nervous dealing with a bunch of down low fake rappers who can't rap. You tell us in every song about how much money you getting and we all know that "them niggas" is more than with you. 

9. Bands Make Her Dance- Juicy J and 2 Chainz

Another stripper anthem...a good beat, but do we have to talk about strippers yet again? Granted Juicy J isn't a lyrical impresario, this is the person that got a Grammy for "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp." That song was 10 times better than this, maybe because 2 Chainz mucks up anything he touches being the male Nicki Minaj. Lyrically, this should embarrass everyone involved.

[Intro - Juicy J]
Strippers
Bandz a make her dance, bandz a make her dance
Bandz a make her dance, bandz a make her dance
Bandz a make her dance, bandz a make her dance

[Chorus - Juicy J]
Bandz a make her dance, bandz a make her dance
All these chicks popping pussies, I'm just popping bands
Bandz a make her dance, bandz a make her dance
These chicks clappin' and they ain't using hands
Bandz a make her dance, bandz a make her dance
All these chicks popping pussies, I'm just popping bands
Bandz a make her dance, bandz a make her dance
These chicks clappin' and they ain't using hands


Basically he just rhymes bands, with dance, hands and dance again. Seriously?! Was this written down or did they make this up as they were going alone. Every time I hear this song, I die a little inside.

8. Put it Down- Brandy
Oh man...where is the singing? It's just an auto tuned piece of garbage that illustrates that B-Rocka needs to be relevant. The beat isn't that great and what she is doing to her voice, it baffles me considering the skank can sing. I'm shocked she had Chris Brown instead of her Creepy Creeperton brother on the track, so someone had sense. The song is terrible.

7. Birthday Song- 2 Chainz
I don't even know where to start. This song is basically about getting cooch as a birthday gift, that's it. That's all this know nothing rapper raps about. Every sin or vice is covered in this one song and should be used as a model at what not to do in life.


Intro: 2 Chainz]
Yeah
Birthday, it's your birthday
If I die bury me inside that Louie store

[Hook: 2 Chainz]
They ask me what I do and who I do it for
And how I come up with this shit up in the studio
All I want for my birthday is a big booty girl
All I want for my birthday is a big booty girl
When I die, bury me inside that Gucci store
When I die, bury me inside that Louie store
All I want for my birthday is a big booty girl
All I want for my birthday is a big booty girl

I wonder how you come up with this shit in the studio myself, the one honest question in the song.

6. Dance For You- Beyonce

Beyonce makes 3 types of songs: 1. Generic love songs, 2. Mindless club songs invoking a misguided female empowerment message, 3, Over sung ballads. This would fall into the generic love song category. 

Tonight I'm gonna dance for you, oh-oh
Tonight I'm gonna dance for you, oh-oh
Tonight I'm gonna put my body on your body
Boy I like it when you watch me, ah
Tonight it's going down
I'll be rocking on my babe, rocking, rocking on my babe,
I'll be swirlin' on my babe, swirlin', swirlin' on you babe
I'm gonna put my body on your body
Promise not to tell nobody
'Cause it's about to go down!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...wake me up this song goes off.

5. Tonight- John Legend

Generic, generic, generic...I used to like John when he first released his album. Now, his voice is a bit irritating because he sounds like an old man doing his first solo in the church choir, but for the most part, he is OK. This song is painful in a commercial way. 

Baby, tonight's the night I let you know
Baby, tonight's the night we lose control
Baby, tonight you need that, tonight believe that
Tonight I'll be the best you ever had

I don't wanna brag, but I'll be
The best you ever had

I don't wanna brag, but I'll be
The best you ever had

Maybe Mr. Legend doesn't know the definition of "brag", but telling me that he will be the best that I ever had is BRAGGING. So, please Mr. Renaissance man stop pretending to be smart, worldly, and sophisticated if the entire premise of your song is about how good you are in bed but you aren't going to brag  about it, but that's something you are clearly doing. 

4.  Nobody' Perfect- J. Cole (Keyshia Cole)

J. Cole has to be the laziest generic rapper I have ever heard. talking over a beat 2.0. When I first heard him I thought he was Kanye for about a month and he has the talent to rap about absolutely nothing. This song is supposed to be about..I don't know, but it appears that he sleeping with some chick in college, among the many other whores in his rotating schedule, that's all I can tell for sure.

Oh yeah, to my college girl, take the weekend off and come home soon
I graduated way too long ago to be sneakin' all in your dorm room
But that thing tight like Fort Knox
So I call you when the tour stops
But baby with your roommates, did you make sure the door's locked?
She love it when we get together
Smoke a little weed but the shit together
Now that I'm on, I can pick and choose
Only fuck with hoes who got shit to lose
Yeah, I heard stories about different dudes
Her man on campus but it's fine by me
She say she only fucked like 4-5 niggas,
So you know you gotta multiply by 3

I have no words to convey how stupid the above verse is. He is too old to sneak into a dorm room, but he is apparently doing it anyway, smoking weed on the campus with the less than intelligent co-ed. He mentions that he only get's down with women that have "something to lose", meaning high standards or financially secure I would assume. However, no one with any real standards would listen to the misogynistic lyrics in a J. Cole song and think "sign me up." 

3.  Love On Top- Beyonce

I know people love this song, the radio plays it ad nauseum, but this isn't a good song. This song falls into 2 categories, over sung generic love song. This song sounds like it was written in the 90's, or maybe that's when the artist she probably stole the song from wrote it. Regardless this song is annoying, repetitive and just middle of the road. The song is basically filler with Beyonce yelling the 2 lines and screeching the chorus over and over. This seriously makes me mute the radio for about 10 minutes to make sure I don't bust an eardrum.

2. 2 Reasons- Trey Songz

Bottoms up Remix should be the name of the song. We have yet another song about the club, drinking and picking up whores. At least he is willing to buy the drinks for the whores. I will just post the lyrics:

I know it's somebody birthday, right now (Right Now) right now (Right Now [2x]) Yeahh
Is somebody getting drunk doe, right now [5x] (Yeahhh)
Catch me in the club like I own that bitch (Own That Bitch)
Shawty dancing like she on that dick (On That D)
Bad bitches never hold back (Never Hold Back)
Send me a picture where ya phone at (Ooohhh)

[Pre-Chorus:]
I only came here for 2 Reasons, I-IIII can't lie (Whatcha came for)

[Chorus:]
I only came for the bitches and the drinks (Uh-huh), bitches and the drinks [2x] (That Right)
For the bitches, Ca-Came for the bitches and the drinks (Uh-huh), bitches and the drinks [2x] (Alright) (Baby Whatcha Came For)
(Aahh) Baby get ya glass up (Get Ya Glass Up) I only came for the bitches and the drinks
Baby get ya ass up (Get Ya Ass Up) that's what I came for (Yeahhh)

I don't even have to say anything else about this ...

1.  Cashin Out- Cash Out

OMG...I lose brain cells every time this nonsense comes on with that music like it should be part of a video game...

36 O’s so I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina (I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina)
Ridin’ with a hoe named Keisha, smokin’ on Keisha (You know we smokin’ on Keisha)
My diamonds talk for me, they say "Hi can I meet you hoe?" (Hey can I meet you hoe?)
She fly high, high in the sky, hoe I can’t see you (Well I can’t see you)
Got a condo on my wrist - girl, I’m cashin’ out (I’m cashin’ out)
Got a condo around my neck - girl, I’m cashin’ out (I’m cashin’ out)
36 O’s so I’m ridin’ ‘round with that nina
My diamonds talk for me, they say "Hi can I meet you?"

Nope, you can't sir, I wouldn't pick you up if you were ran over on the side on the road, no matter how many diamonds you have on. 

Dishonorable mentions:

Diamonds- Rihanna

Auto tuned, another example of her lack of singing ability, terrible lyrical content, it's a song about nothing. Yet another song she didn't write, bravo Ri Ri!

Feelin Single- R. Kelley

There is nothing positive about the musical direction of Mr. Kelley. This dancey, bring back the electric slide but not call it the electric slide music is not good. I need for 12 Play, R, R. Kelley to come back. This right here, you should have you feeling broke.

Breakfast Syrup- Kreayshawn, featuring  2 Chainz

Initially I thought this was Nicki Minaj, so that's how stupid this chicks flow is. This song could provoke suicide around the country and no one should blame them with lyrics like this:

Eight in the morning and I’m up yawning
My phone almost dead cause everyone is calling
It’s breakfast time and I need my apple jacks
And I need my fresh grape syrup and a money stack
We’re just popping off just to kill shit
And we drink a lot so we don’t feel shit
She’s in her birthday suit and she’s cooking too
Yeah it’s breakfast time but it’s only two

[Hook]
I-I-I-I’m hungry, hungry for this money
Call me Kreay Hefner, playboy bunny
‘Bout that juice, cheese, bread - breakfast (breakfast)
Stackin’ dough, for breakfast
I got all the syrup, I got, I got all the syrup
I got all the syrup, I got, I got all the syrup
‘Bout that juice, cheese, bread - breakfast (breakfast)
Stackin’ dough

The beat is a 2 Chainz beat, but like I have said, anything he is involved in is crap and so is this song...

More con"artists" will be added to this list as they keep putting more and more crap of songs that cause head mincing pain out for the next 2 months.