Jennifer Anniston- America's Still Bored

She is such a sad sad case.



I'm Sexy, Really I am!



Can we move on from Brad dumping Jennifer Anniston? No, we can't. The most interesting thing in this woman's life is her marriage to Brad Pitt and years later and with every movie release she tries to resurrect this dead corpse of a headline just like her career. Mariah's song "Obsessed" was about Brad and Jennifer, and it's from Brad's perspective. Every time this loser gets on T.V. she practically passes out Kleenex and asks for free therapy from whoever is crazy enough to interview her. Who wants to watch Jennifer Anniston wear variations on the colors of black and white, her hair is basically a grown out "Rachel", and she plays scripted less dull versions of herself (if that's possible) while people attempt to try to remember why she got famous and why our parents were so lazy as to not drop us off in front of a camera and just let us say random non funny things and we get paid millions of dollars and get named "one of the best actresses in Hollywood". If she's the best, then good lord what does it take to be the worst? Her best dramatic role was in "Along Came Polly", but again, she only plays the same mind numbingly dull person, which is herself in every movie. Now you can see why Brad got on Angelina as quick as he could, he was bored stupid...Angelina is a freak and we all know it. Can you imagine the movie that was Brad and Maniston's sex tape? "It's a Horrible Life." Anyone that wears a vial of Hill Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck and tells people about it like that's something normal people do, like eating oatmeal every morning...well you can imagine what type of tricks she knows in the boudoir. Flying midgets, red flashing lights, disco balls, and lips that only black men know about and white women have just discovered they need to pay for.... Brad just up and left Jennifer Anniston after years of being Dumb and Dumber with matching highlights to getting a freak that's got to have it. He traded up for adopting the entire continent of Africa but he is having the time of his life making all of those babies with the skank that cleaned up to become a sex symbol rather than drinking milk shakes and having pillow fights with someone who can't act her way out of a paper bag.

She truly found her four leaf clover in "Friends" considering the show was as drab as she is, now it's like every interview or magazine cover it's a desperate attempt at showing us she isn't pathetic and that she's sexy. Sorry Maniston, you aren't sexy, talented or interesting. Neither is Jolie anymore, she's starting to age, plays ridiculously butch characters for someone that weighs a buck 05 soaking wet, and anyone who believes it's possible to curve a bullet, that it can pass through brain matter in a circular plane, continue on that plane without losing speed without the law of gravity having any effect on it should be institutionalized or they belong in the tea party. Maniston is even duller than Gwyneth Paltrow and less talented, if that's even possible. I think Shallow Hal or Shakespeare in Love were her best in her resume and that's not saying a lot. Again, why didn't my parents take me to Hollywood when I was a child? I can stare blankly at a camera and say " I love Jacob or Edward, why doesn't he love me, and all I want is to be a sparkly gay vampire." over and over or get breast implants, weave and run in slow motion while non descript CGI robots fight in the background. I can wear a bedazzled bathing suit, dye my hair crazy colors, hump a mic stand and repeat the same line over and over which today is called a song, call myself a diva and win grammy's. These are things that I can do...but no...I chose the education route and enjoy the fact that I know that Neil Armstrong walked on the moon or that Paul Revere warned the Americans and not the British with bells and whistles while riding a horse, eventhough our elected leaders seem to have ignored willfully or never learned these annoying facts of American history and reality. Sadly, I'm broke, single, jobless (I didn't dumped for a freak), these American idiots are rich and this lame-o who should only be allowed to couch serf stars in flop after flop in yawn worthy romantic non comedies playing a smarter more charming, tanorexic version of Sarah Palin.

I think her post divorce movie "The Breakup", was her attempt to exorcise her relationship with Brad with a more funny , pudgier yet less attractive leading man Vince Vaughn. No matter who you get, unless it's David Beckham, you are only going down. Posh will draw blood over Becks and I don't blame her. I would take heifer's out over David Beckham, no matter how many nannies he's rumored to be cheating with, we can work it out. Jennifer is trying to be Meg Ryan minus the range, aka the big sweaters, fluffy hair, nose scrunchy thing. Let's not even talk about vomit stain, homophobe racist with a "nigger pass" John Mayer who got outed by King of blogger trash/ Lady Gaga's personal nut sucker Perez Hilton.

p.s. John, Eminem doesn't even have this so called pass, just because you appeared on the Chappelle show and are friends with some over the hill rappers, doesn't qualify you or will ever give you this fictional pass. I don't know who has this pass or who can dispense it. If any white man deserves it, it will be Maury Povich over you. You don't even sleep with black chicks, what fumes are you sniffing? Being friends with Snoop doesn't give you a "hood pass" since he hasn't put out a decent rap album since "Doggystyle", THAT WAS HIS FIRST ALBUM! Snoop want's to be Bishop Don Juan and a professional roaster on comedy central. How much do you want to bet that he will be at Charlie Sheen's roast with that stupid pimp cup of his high as a kite and still unfunny. I hate Snoop with all my heart and soul. I digress...

 The biggest joke that Jennifer tells is how she wants to turn the page from the Brad and Angelina thing even though she talks about it every interview, just like our favorite talentless hooker/ Red headed goat does about Chris "beat her down" Brown. That's comedic gold Maniston! Seriously...that's funnier than any of your movies. How can you move on, if you continue to talk about the incident continuously? Enough is enough. Angelina and those lips won, you lost. You are a loser, the world knows. You are a loser in men, the box office, fashion, you have no personality, and you use every interview as a therapy session. It's a shame that Oprah is off the air, but Mufasa Tyra will take her place, hell the chickens on the view will be happy to therapize you, granted nothing they say makes a bit of sense and Elizabeth Hasselbeck has the i.q. of a tube of lip gloss.

Maniston: If you want to turn the page, stop talking about Brad, he's being fruitful and multiplying with great bliss and SHE AIN'T YOU. Your personal life, if you can say you had one, has been non existent for how many years? Stop turning the page backwards!

 You reek of desperation in addition to non talent.

Jose Baez is NEW The Johnnie Cochran!

Johnnie Cochran is dead, Long live Johnnie Cochran!

Today a new pimp attorney took the crown and let a modern day OJ Simpson/ Succubus go free after murdering her daughter 3 years ago in a stunning set of events. I got to hand it to Casey Anthony, she is truly a masterful liar. It's truly stunning the lies she can wield from that forked tounge. She actually redefines the word "liar" and that movie "liar, liar" should be thrown out and a new one about this woman should be made with a law that no other movie with that title or this set of facts can ever be made ever again in the future of mankind. Casey Anthony is proof positive that women are the most cunning and intelligent of the genders by being able to lie and add layers to her lies for years. Ogres and Casey Anthony have something in common I guess. When males lie, the first thing they say is "huh"? Who can remember lies from years ago and then incorporate them in a current lie, I can barely recall the day of the week. If only this succubus used her dark powers for good instead of evil.

This case had imaginary people, a fictitious nanny named "Zanny" (ironically the street name for Xanax), a fake job at Universal Studios that ended 2years ago (how her parents were unaware that she had no job is beyond me), a fake job conference in Orlando with Zanny the Nanny (neither existed), fake molestation charges against George Anthony, fake car accident that landed Zanny in the hospital, fake boyfriend's, Internet searches on making homemade chloroform and the list goes on and and on...

A jury, who apparently believes that the earth is still flat acquitted OJ Casey Anthony, of Murder...I can't even believe that. Here's what I believe happened. Most parents give their kids Benadryl or Tylenol Pm's when their kids get on their nerves sometimes to make them sleep a little longer. Maybe you want to go to the godawful Transformer's movies and you have an arm baby and you are too sorry to get a baby sitter, give the kid Benadryl, unless you are just so inconsiderate that you take a crying newborn to a popular movie and you just let the baby cry throughout the movie. I have seen it before... For the rest of the parents that have some sense, you leave them home or you drug them. Casey Anthony took it a step too far and decided to chloroform little Calee so she can get a long deep sleep so Casey can go out and party and serial fornicate with her club promotor boyfriend and only god knows who else real or imagined. Casey has been letting Zanney aka Xanax babysit Calee since Casey didn't have a job for 2years, but I bet the sleep wasn't deep enough, so she decided to try Chloroform. Watching too many movies... This dingbat used her homemade brew of chloroform and of course didn't know the dose for a toddler and she accidentally killed the kid. She panicked, tried to bury the child in the backyard, decided on the swamp because the backyard would be too much effort, then used her 31 days of hot body contests, tattoos, imaginary car accidents and other laughable lies to try and figure out how to explain to her mother why she was missing a child.

I don't believe in the death penalty generally, but Casey Anthony needs it, she truly needs the death penalty. That is reserved for people like Adolph Hitler, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Charles Manson and new inductee in the hall of shame Casey Anthony. Of course I would give out the death penalty to Rihanna, Katy Perry, Jay-Z for producing Rihanna and Russell Brand for looking like Charles Manson. Not to mention Megan Fox for being a mindless corpse and Michael Bay for completing bastardizing my childhood for Transformers and George Lucas for whoring out Star Wars and setting the nerd force out of balance with those damndable prequels. Oh, and let's not mention every mindless celebutard like Kim Kartrashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, The Real Housewives, Octomom, Heidi Montag and every other big breasted bimbo that contibutes nothing but stupidity to the world.

This jury didn't learn from OJ and fell for the "gloves didn't fit" make sh!t up defense and allowed this chick to basically have a late post term abortion, like a 3 year late term abortion and accuse everyone of lying including the scientists and she's the biggest liar second only to Satan himself. There is a party going on in hell tonight and I think Satan finally found his corpse bride and her name is Casey Anthony. I hope she learns the lessons from OJ (which he obviously didn't learn) and Michael Jackson. Keep your head down and don't do anything accept go to church. Don't party, don't drink, leave the country, lay low, clearly she can't go home after accusing her father of years of child abuse, sexual abuse, potentially fathering Caylee and airing all of the family dirty laundry. She might try and do one interview with Barbara Walters to try and get some income and then she should get the hell out of dodge. Please for the love of god, DON'T HAVE ANOTHER CHILD! Get scraped, get neutered, whatever, but never have another child ever. Forever ever? Forever ever! OJ let all the great legal work go to waste by breaking into a hotel and stealing his own sports memorabilia...he was trying to have a seance to get Cochran to come help him beat those ridiculous charges. He beat murder one! Stupid Stupid Stupid, words can't describe the stupidity.

Casey Anthony, hear me: If you ever commit any crime, if you ever jaywalk, piss on a power line, fail to pay a parking ticket, anything...YOU WILL BE CONVICTED FOR THE MURDER OF YOUR DAUGHTER! YOU BETTER LAY LOW!


White People: This is your new OJ, so, please never mention OJ to Black People again.

Jose Baez is now the new King, the new smut peddler and I commend you sir! It's only a matter of time before the law firm get's franchised. Today the didn't gloves fit.

Somehow...

Independence from Stupid Royal Coverage

July 4 1776, Independence from Great Britain

Once upon a time a Horse Prince married a beautiful young ballerina and all of her dreams came true. She married into a family that suffered from generational inbreeding and mind numbing protocol. The Princess was cheated on for a decade by a person who never loved her and the person that was her replacement bragged that she came from a long line of mistresses. Shoot for the stars...The princess became bulimic to cover her pain, had two cute boys, had no support from her new found family, lost her identity, divorced the horse prince, was stripped of her royal title was hounded by the paparazzi and eventually died in a tragic accident with her boyfriend. Her former family had to be cajoled into flying the Royal flag at half mast under threat of losing the monarchy at large by the Prime Minister. Not really the fairy tale ending that every girl read about in Cinderella.

The world was terrorized late fall with non stop details and non stories of William and Kate's upcoming nuptials while those of us with real lives had to suffer with fake news about Kate's ring, who is going to design the dress, the endless blue dress and blue ring replicas, who is on the guest list, who isn't on the guest list and how they possibly feel about the snub. I sat and wondered what country I lived in? Is this the UK? Do any of us really care about William and Kate? What about the wonderful announcement that they wouldn't have servants? Who are they or the UK media trying to fool? Should I feel like the Prince and the Duchess are just like me struggling to pay my health insurance premium or my car note? No! They are running around seeing their "subjects" collecting flowers and smiling for cameras while I roll my eyes and wonder over and over, why do I care where they vacation, what they ate on the vacation, who they spoke to, what they ate AGAIN, what color underwear they wore and any other useless information about useless people who draw welfare from the state. Then came this insufferable Lifetime movie about William and Kate's courtship in college and the 5 years they lived together that no one watched but the desperate or brainless, but again I had to ask who gives a flying fig about this wedding? How romantic, shacking up...that's as interesting as a pregnancy test.

Did I really need to see William's flashy uniform apparently inspired by Michael Jackson? Did I really care what anyone mouthed to one another in the cathedral? Oh and the riveting hat coverage, that was just the highlight of my life. I can't begin to convey how fascinating the hat coverage was, it was like eating a cardboard box ran under a faucet. How about how many dresses Kate changed into and what her sister wore, do we really care? This was maddening...How did Fergie feel about not being invited to the wedding and her feel sorry for me tour and again, why do any of us care? Kate is cute, William has a bad comb over, he could be Donald Trump, he could be the future King, money talks and b.s. walks and let me tell you, I'm not buying into the fantasy that was sold 20 years ago.

We dumped this crap in the Massachusetts Bay over 200 years ago, so why must we see a bunch of inbred gazelle's smile and wave while wearing stupid hats parading around like a bunch of douches pretending to be down to earth. I would rather watch posh try and hide her baby bump only because she weighs 5 pounds and she still wears sky high louboutins but mostly because she is married to David Beckham. Outside of a  half naked David Beckham on a Billboard, Britain has nothing to offer and I am so tired of the continual updates on William and Kate on their boring trek across the British Isles.

So please stop with the no news, News about the future king and his wife and how she is open to have children. That's kind of the point of marriage...unless things have changed...at least in England. No more news about how Kate's dress has been knocked off and the knocked off dress doesn't look anything like Kate's dress, or any other mind numbingly boring facts about a boring family. Save it for a boring game of scategories or better yet trivial pursuit, kiddie edition. For God's sake please stop it!

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

Kim Kardashian, When Keepin it Real Goes Fake

Did you hear there is a worldwide shortage of silicone? Guess where it all went to...

Hail to the Queen of Useless Celebutards! Kim Kartrashian has decided to throw down the gauntlet of truth and had an X-Ray of her butt to prove the hotly contested issue that only the voices in her mind are having. Is her butt real? I have been waiting with baited breath the results of the investigation as to whether her plump derriere is the result of being pumped in more ways than one, or naturally pumped by the hands of the creator. In any case, Kim must be unaware that X-Ray's only show BONES, as well as her doctor, so her "proof" only displays that she is still a talentless idiot and she went to the dumbest doctor on the planet. I didn't go to medical school, but I know that an X-Ray doesn't show tissue or fat, who in the blue hell came up with the idea to X-Ray her fanny and then let us know the meaningles results? Dr. Conrad Murray? Dr. Suess? Has she been laying on her back so long that oxygen has been cut off to where she thinks that that this is a rational move or that anyone cares? The media needs to have their heads examined for financing this "dunce cartel". She got famous for getting banged by Brandy's little brother...that's sad. Why didn't she kill herself? I would. After Ray J, you need to come with hand sanitizer, wipes and a round of penicillin. Kim loves to show off her implants, injections, and almost transexualized plastic body whose face is becoming a wax figurine/ Frankenstein critter.

It's not the realness of her butt that's the mystery, but the realness of her fame that's amazing. I truly believe that her photo would be pictured under the word "vapid" in any periodical. Maybe her large butt is natures kind way of compensating for her lack of brains. If they MRI'd her brain, which is what you would do to actually see tissue, they would see an empty cavity. What a waste of space. She's a mannequin, pose and get photographed. I take that back, a mannequin is smarter. This moron is wearing her engagement ring she bought herself when she dated her Black Knight Reggie Bush. That takes class...Reggie knew that Kim was only good for a pump and dump. If you give Kim Kardashian a nickel she will take off her clothes, i.e. show us her "curves" either real or enhanced. Does she have any skills? Can she act, sing or dance? Can she cook, wash my clothes and, clean my house? Probably not. So, I don`t need her, do you? She isn't a satisfactory masturbatory aid due to the fact that she smashed the homeys, sounds like a robotic cat and you can almost smell the weed and Swisher Sweets whenever Kim shows up anywhere and she will appear to a envelope opening. She has put several plastic surgeons kids through college and she still looks like a blow up doll from a porn shop that can be purchased along with her Ray-J tape. Happy Strokes! Her sex tape should end up in the hilarious bloopers section on America's Funniest Home Videos.

Prince was right to throw her off stage for being a frozen dead fish who couldn't sing or dance and he recorded with Vanity and Appolonia. Rihanna has better stage presence and she moves like a corpse on stage. Why he pulled her on stage since her extensive knowledge in butt lifts, shoes, breasts and of course "rocking the pipe" qualifies her to share the stage with a legend? A microphone and a penis do share the same shape, so she can muddle through I guess. Speaking of rocking the mic, how did that blasphemy of a song do? She vomited it up, named dropped, luxury latched on, and auto-tuned her way to an ear rape that can turn people into stone. I literally threw up 360 degrees and my insides are still burning from that...words can't describe what that steaming pile of garbage was. Just semen that you plug your headphones into...She has had more black guys in her than the Apollo theatre, you might even find the Sandman on a trapeze hiding up there. If it ain't a "snicker", a little chocolate with plenty of nuts, she ain't having it, at least until the latest victim/ neanderthal Kris _________.

If she in fact had a brain and there is no proof that it in fact exists, she could donate it to charity and it would be showroom new and more valuable than her $2 million engagement ring she purchased herself to convince the world she is the marrying kind. If she had one more brain cell, there would be a traffic jam inside her head.

Kim did Playboy and stated, "It was an independence thing for me. I was always by the book, such the straight arrow when it came to pleasing my parents and being a good daughter. I felt like this was one decision that only I could make. And I think it looks great. I'll have those pictures forever." Right...a good daughter, doing porn and playboy must make the dreams come true for all parents of little girls all over the globe. This is what "good daughters" do? Maybe before they are found overdosed in a semen soaked death under questionable circumstances. What is her career? Lifestyles of the rich and shameless? The only think Kim is good for is being a member of the Bunny Ranch or dying her hair blond so she can be Hef's new girlfriend. Kim seems to prefer corn rows since she enjoys the bruthas playing in her jam while her mother pimps them out. She is just another plastic brick in the wall of stupid who is trying to buy themselves a career. It's sad when Zoolander has more looks than Kim Kardashian and I would rather hear him attempt recording a song than hearing her attempt to "sing" again. I blamed Rihanna for Japan, but I am going to put Kim in that and blame her voice for that as well.

Kim Kardashian is my motivation to bathe daily, I have to wash off all of the filth that is Kim Kardashian. One sperm that could swim faster than the rest of the other sperm and the world has to suffer with this attention seeking stain/ professional whore who does nothing but show her butt and cleavage and screws black NFL guys. Great career choice! If you look close enough at her, you can almost see the STD's leaking down her legs.

Kim Kardashian: Too Much Makeup, Too Little Clothing, Too Much Tacky, Too Little Class and Zero Depth.

Amber Rose, Let's Play the Blame Game

The less talent you have the more skin you show....

Looks like Amber has learned how to become famous by following in the footsteps of fellow whores who do nothing like Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Rihanna, and that is leak photos or a sex tape and feign outrage. This so called model, who never seems to ever be in any fashion shows of any kind jumps from rapper to rapper and that's basically her only claim to fame. That and being bald. Amber says that the company that dropped her is not her agency, CAA, but she doesn't say what company that dropped her.

"I didn't get dropped from my agency," she tweeted. "I swear I'm on here eday shutting down rumors & the only reason I do is cuz its messing up my business." What business is that Amber? Being a prostitute will always be in fashion for you, it has been going on since biblical times, they don't call it the oldest profession for nothing. Spelling and grammer is definitely not part of your business...you can lead a whore to water, but you can't make them think. What company dropped you? I'm sure Dereon can use a model for their hooker couture line, but Beyonce' and her mother has to be featured in every add and since you are technically lighter, that may be a fly in the proverbial ointment. How about this, if you value your career, don't take photos of yourself with your fingers shoved up your vajajay?! or, How about learn delete all. I'm no prude, but I can see what this trollop had for dinner the evening before in these photos. She will be wearing depends by the time she's 40, there will be no traction left. This is messing up her business...give me a break. She got rich being Kanye's jump off who wore nothing but body stockings with her breasts popping out on the verge of hitting the cameras while she flipped off the photographers. Without Kanye, Wiz and the other rapper's member's that she's been riding, she would've crossed the line into porn. When her so called "marriage" to Wiz who happens to look like the scarecrow from the "The Wiz", fails she probably will make some porno's and that will be sum total of her talent. Anna Nicole Smith was better than this only because she had the sense to get on that 98 year old man. Catch them when their on the way in the ground and spend, spend, spend, spend. Her career is in jeopardy?! Screwing rappers for fame points? Well, I think it's safe, I don't think there is a bottom in that bottomless pit unless Flavor Flav is single and somehow that's not even a bottom anymore. She was a stripper when she was 15 and she dated Kanye, not sure which two stellar careers would be ruined by nude photos.

This is nothing but publicity for her reality show and her stupid store called "sunglasses" which I'm guessing sells sunglasses. Such an original name by the way. She has the personality of a tossed salad, so we need to have people talk about her being naughty. She doesn't do anything except go in and out of clubs while rappers go in and out of her, so we have to drop a sex tape or leak nude photos then pretend that someone else did it and that it's some sort of surprise and that she's the victim. I'm weeping right now. Right now in hell a demon is getting it's wings from the tears I shed from this injustice.  Where is Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton on this travesty? They made that movie about that deadbeat Ghandi when there is story like this that hasn't been told. Please Amber...Somewhere there is a dude with a stomach ache and a naked photo of this trash and trust me they're related. Since when did showing cleavage become a full time career?

If it doesn't work out, the rapper jump off thing, you know being the industry whore, and the reality show because having no personality is not really entertaining, then you have a good chance to pose for Penthouse. Also, we can host the next Easter egg hunt in your hoo ha...it seems to be able to hold alot and I mean alot.

 I guess Wiz's next weed song can be titled "Mo photo's Mo problems", and when it flops, you will be on to the next rappers nots. I'm saying you a gold digger...

Def Jam Spent a Million Dollars on a Rihanna song...

I think, scratch that, know they over payed on this crotch monkey's latest piece of pre-recorded pop opus "Man Down". Remember she tried to ignite another non controversy regarding domestic violence tying into her beat down from 2 years ago and it appears no one was interested or was just tired of hearing her goat sounds. She even got Gabrielle Union to interject with her rape confession as well as have BET ban the video. Like BET or MTV has standards or integrity with shows like Teen Pregnancy and Jersey Shore in constant rotation. Here is the story:

The price tag on "Man Down" started running in March 2010, when NPR reports Def Jam held a songwriting camp in Los Angeles where writers and producers gathered to brainstorm ideas for Rihanna's Loud. There, a songwriting team of brothers called Rock City (a.k.a. Timothy and Theron Thomas) hooked up with a producer named Shama "Sham" Joseph, who played them the raw track for "Man Down." They dug it and said, "Let's give Rihanna a one-drop! Like, a response to [Bob Marley's classic] 'I Shot the Sheriff'!" according to their manager, Ray Daniels. Twelve minutes later -- yes, just 12 minutes -- they'd wrapped up the lyrics for the song. Anyone that could put Rihanna and Bob Marley in the same sentence should immediately be hung, disemboweled, tarred and feathered all while listening to umbrella 1,000 times consecutively.

Cost so far: $15,000 to Rock City, $20,000 to Shama Joseph, and an estimated $18,000 for this portion of the writing camp. (It's like the smartest of the people with Down Syndrome). Next came the recording process: NPR's experts say hiring a top-notch vocal producer -- the pro who advises the star how to deliver each line (which means turning the nobs to smooth out the goat effects and make her sound tolerable) -- costs $15,000. Mixing and mastering -- assembling the pieces of the track and adjusting the recording levels -- typically runs another $10,000. Cost so far: $78,000..

Once the song was complete, the most expensive piece of the puzzle began: making sure it got heard. Def Jam made sure that I got annoyed to death by constantly having your goat sounds on constant rotation at every mall in America. The promotional budget for a single covers all aspects of this process -- getting Rihanna press in newspapers, magazines, and on TV; making the video; getting the song on the radio; getting the video on MTV, VH1 and BET; flying Rihanna around the world to sing and glad-hand. That's a lot of airfare, fancy dinners, and photo shoots -- about $1 million worth. Yeah..that's leaking naked photo's and pretending to be outraged, showing off her butt, dressing as trashy as possible, continuously talking about being "chris browned" by Chris Brown, lying about her age, buying her wardrobe, buying her circus clown color hair pieces and wigs, along with moronic interviews where she shows that only bats occupy her cranial cavity.

After all that, "Man Down," which was released as a single in early May, hasn't exactly been a smash success. It debuted at Number 94 on Billboard's Hot 100 and has yet to go gold, according to the RIAA. But rest assured, it will be "reloaded" with her goat essence on her Loud the Remix album and is allowed to terrorize the boys and girls this fall. Remember when you actually had to have talent to make music? When you actually had to be able to write music or lyrics? Now all you need is a mac book and pro tools and anyone can throw it up on the Internet and I mean literally throw it up create a "hit". It should embarrass someone that it took 12 minutes to write this fecal matter, it should've only taken 5min:

Oh, mama, mama, mama


I just shot a man down

In central station

In front of a big old crowd

Oh why, oh why

Oh, mama, mama, mama

I just shot a man down

In central station

Rum pa pa pum


Rum pa pa pum

Rum pa pa pum

Man down

Rum pa pa pum

Rum pa pa pum

Rum pa pa pum

Man down

We could have a dance party with nothing but goat songs by Rihanna, and that dance party would take place in Hades with Lucifer himself as the DJ. Even in the burning pits, in the presence of the dark lord himself, Rihanna will still tell anyone that would listen that she was a diva, edgy and unique and the most laughable lie of all, that she has talent.

The South is the Cradle of Idiocy

Arizona, Georgia, and my inbred hick state Alabama have all jumped on the "ban Hispanics" immigration / Jim Crow Laws bandwagon. What none of these states considered outside of the illegality of racial profiling is the economic consequences of such unconstitutional and hypocritical laws.

Arizona, Georgia, Alabama immigration laws allow cops to ask suspected illegal aliens (what a terrible term) for identification. Since the most useful guide in the Land of Dixie as to who might be in the United States unlawfully is to start with anybody who looks Mexican, police will more often than not use ethnic identifiers as the basis of any profile. And, that, by the way, is the definition of racial profiling. Dixie's law attempts to cover that potentially unconstitutional base by requiring officers to have “due cause” to detain someone before asking for their papers. But I suspect Rihanna or J.Lo (and they're pretty stupid), could see through that one, we aren't talking about shoes or penis photos... if a cop wants to find an excuse to check you out, he has one of many to choose from, whether it be speeding or any of the thousands of misdemeanors on the books, such as spitting on the sidewalk or littering. Jan Brewer, Arizona’s governor, has said that “we need to trust our law enforcement.” But how can we trust them not to profile when the law’s very intent is to detain and deport a class of people defined by their ethnicities? The loopholes just seem big and obvious to me because it doesn’t really make any sense to pull over Caucasians or black people if you’re looking for Mexicans or Guatemalans, right? And please don’t give me that tired argument that they’re not just looking for people from Central America, they’re looking for all unlawful residents ...

The idea of simply asking every Mexican-looking person you come across to present papers is seductive because it assumes that people who are here legally will simply show their passports or green cards or birth certificates (driver’s licenses only prove identity, not citizenship) and go on about their business. People who are here illegally will be stopped, arrested, and possibly jailed or deported. Easy right? Wrong. Let me simply list the ways in which this kind of needle-in-a-haystack policing is dumb, dumb, dumb, and ineffective. (Did I mention dumb?)



Such policing is very, very expensive. As it is, in Dixieland, the TOP 10 in crime, we have a law we can NOT afford to enforce. We are pulling cops and troopers off of the street for real crimes and don't have enough personnel to staff the courthouses. Do you really believe we have enough people to chase down someone who "looks Hispanic"? What are the other costs? Tourism boycotts. Arizona suffered a comical boycott when Major League teams pulled all-star games from Phoenix and San Francisco and Boston had declined to do business with Arizona costing the state millions, even billions in dollars.

What does Alabama have? The Civil Rights Hall of Fame? The 16th Street Baptist Churh? Yeah, let's evoke images of a klansman bombing a church and killing 4 kids. Real positive message to project to the world. Vision Land? Horrible roads? The same work being done on I-65 that's been worked on since I was in college and that was in 98? How about a confederate flag being flown off that same freeway? Bad memories? If anyone is crazy enough to want to visit this god forsaken state we should be grateful they took the chance of risking harm to their brain cells by the air pollution or the overwhelming scent of stupid. What type of hit in tourism can Alabama afford? We already lost City Stages because the morons that funded it couldn't ever get band's people wanted to see and never paid the vendor's on time. To add insult to injury, the had it on the hottest weekend of the year and it always rained...Like I wanted to see Bootsey Collins in 100 degree weather, while some drunk guy named Floyd pees in ally and tell's me how he loves black people...please...

Legislators never think more than 5 minutes in front of their faces... and we don’t get to have it both ways here. Yes, undocumented workers are breaking the law, but our demand for cheap labor has made them an essential part of our economy. Many, if not most, of these people come here to perform the low-wage jobs that Americans don’t want and won’t do. Georgia had a mass exodus of their undocumented workers because of their draconian and half assed law and as a result there agriculture and farm production took a huge hit financially. Why? There undocumented labor pool dried up and they had no one to perform the cheap labor the state farmers had become accustomed to. South Carolina, observing the trend, drafted a similar Dixie Immigration Law, excluding agricultural workers, which is primarily what the function of undocumented workers are since the housing market has dried up. ONLY IN THE SOUTH! How can you talk out of both sides of your mouth and say "we hate illegals, go back where you came from, but please keep picking those bananas and shining my silver, glad my lawn is still under you." Hey fools remember, your scorched earth cut everything policy? You are cutting the teachers, the police? Who are going to check for the "immigration papers?" What the hell are immigration papers for that matter and why must I have them or if the person that is in my car doesn't have them they get arrested? Unless it's Vestavia, they only have 3 jail cells...It would be great for once, just once in my life that the south, one damn southern state wasn't on the top of the nation's laughing stock list, but with this b.s. rolling out with testicular fortitude and no logic, I have a better chance for Beyonce to rule world without her Lion King crusty wig.

This is a federal issue and this must be taken up by CONGRESS and no matter how badly we get upset about illegals using the system, it's not like they just came here yesterday. The government , the Federal government knew about the "Invasion" in the 80's. I remember reading in one of my books in high school that Hispanics would be the largest minority group in the 2000's and that was in 1990 something, so it's not like it's a surprise. All of this xenophobia is manifesting itself in a ridiculous stone stupid law in a ridiculous stone stupid part of the country. Instead of wasting money defending lawsuits, these states should invest in education (which we are sorely lacking), and jobs. Where are the jobs?

Good job Tea Party! This is what you get when you vote in an uneducated, vengeful, white, right wing, nativist, population mass cabal in The Land of Dixie