Rick Santorum and His Sweater Vest Tastes the Rainbow

Santorum: The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 

They Really Believe This Ish?!



This man is the most dangerous threat to women's reproductive rights in the history of politics. He believes premarital sex should be outlawed, believes women have no right to accessible medical care, and that contraceptives should be illegal. He believes states should have the right to outlaw birth control and sodomy without the interference of the Supreme Court.





“The state has a right to do that, I have never questioned that the state has a right to do that," he said. "It is not a constitutional right. The state has the right to pass whatever statutes they have. That's the thing I have said about the activism of the Supreme Court--they are creating rights, and it should be left up to the people to decide."



(Perry had no knowledge of, even though he has been Gov. since 2000), striking down a ban on sodomy in Texas and 13 other states. Even though he would not personally vote for a ban on sodomy, he said, he thinks states should legally be able to pass them, because sodomy is not a constitutionally protected right.





"I thought that law was an improper law ... but that doesn't mean the state doesn’t have a right to do that," he said.


Ayatollah Santorum is trying to turn this country into a theocracy with his over zealous out of touch with reality views. Banning birth control?! He didn't just say teens, he said everyone. Because sexual activity is only reserved for procreation, nothing more. His views are faith based, not fact based, i.e. not going to stand in a court of law or the scrutiny to last a Presidential campaign. Faith isn't a gap filler for when things you don't know or understand happens. I and millions of other people don't want to be subjected to your warped view of Christianity. It's bad enough that Bush hijacked the religion and Pat Robertson pops up every couple of months with some nonsensical ravings. Believe what you like, live how you like, keep it in church. You will not tell me what to do with my uterus. Maybe this wingnut is unaware that birth control pills are prescribed for other things as well as preventing pregnancy. What about the fact that he and his wife ended a pregnancy to save his wife's life? Or maybe for fear that the child would like as masculine and unattractive as his wife? Isn't all life precious you hypocrite? I find it comical that all of these men seem to know what's best for women.








Stand By Your Man Packed with Lube


Do Republicans want the government in or out of people's lives? Now this dick, want's to be in everyone's bedroom to see if everyone is practicing sodomy, taking birth control pills, or just getting freaky. Sodomy is not just something that gay males do, males and females participate in that activity as well, so sorry to disappoint. For an insane law that this psychopath suggests would require sex police watching people have sex in their own homes. So much for the home of the free and say hello to Saudi Arabia or Iran. I don't know about you, but I don't want to live in Saudi or Iran.




Evangelical so called Christians, once and for all, STOP PUSHING YOUR VIEWS ON THE WORLD. PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHAT THEY WANT, that's called free will, something that God gave us in the Bible if I'm not mistaken. If you don't like certain things don't participate. I hear a Rihanna song, I turn the radio off, I don't have abortions, I don't participate in sodomy. But guess what, people can torture themselves and listen to Rihanna's bleating, have as many abortions as they want and participate in sodomy, ( not like I will see it), who the hell cares? In addition to the stupid immigration law, they can add sexual laws to the already understaffed police force. Ayatollah Ricky won't be happy until there is a camera in every bedroom and there is two beds in every room, just like the Cleavers.

With the election of this mix of lube and fecal matter, there is no doubt that we will have a new inquisition.

New Hampshire Takes Turn as Dumbest State in the Union

For a state that has a motto "Live free or die", mental assassination must count.

Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, and Arizona may have some stiff competition as the titular head of the dumbest state in the US by actually having Legislators sponsor one of the dumbest bills that I have ever heard of.


A Republican state lawmaker in New Hampshire who introduced legislation to stop the teaching of evolution in schools has claimed that the theory of evolution lead to the Columbine massacre. How a public outcry wasn't held by the inflammatory, half-witted and frankly imbecilic speech is unknown. It's gets better...


Republican State Rep. Jerry Bergevin, one of the dumbest Senators ever,  told the Concord Monitor last week that his bill will teach evolution as a still tentative theory based on what he said is the political impact of the concept on society. Bergevin, author of one of two anti-evolution bills pending in the New Hampshire Legislature, linked the "worldview" of evolution to the rise of the Nazi Party, among other evils. How the reporter did not erupt into a fit of laughter or intractable anger after hearing the next line:


"I want the full portrait of evolution and the people who came up with the ideas to be presented. It's a worldview and it's godless. Atheism has been tried in various societies, and they've been pretty criminal domestically and internationally. The Soviet Union, Cuba, the Nazis, China today: they don't respect human rights," he said.

"As a general court we should be concerned with criminal ideas like this and how we are teaching it... Columbine, remember that? They were believers in evolution. That's evidence right there," he said. The evidence is right there that you have fecal matter for a brain Senator, and you were elected by half wits. Columbine had nothing to do with evolution. The boys said in their journals why they attacked the kids they attacked. They were being picked on by the jocks, they were outcasts, loved guns, lack of supervision, depressed and suicidal, blah, blah, blah. Just because they were taught science isn't related to the massacre. They just happened to do what they did at the school, because they wanted to go out with a dramatic flair, their course curriculum is irrelevant.

Bergevin's bill was filed alongside a bill sponsored by two other Republican lawmakers that would broadly call for science teachers to emphasize that new scientific results can dispute established scientific theories. You know what that's called? SCIENCE.

 Other idiotic and overreaching bills sponsored by this legislature are to make the killing of an unborn child a first degree murder offense and to allow churches to engage in political campaigning (which is what they do anyway). So, this is the party of tort reform, but it's perfectly acceptable to clog the courts up with stolid cases of murder for miscarriages, abortions or other social issues that are a constitutional right to privacy. Sure it's OK to protect the insurance companies money when they leave a sponge in your aunt and she dies of  sepsis, but if you eat a salad then that's government intrusion. If you have an abortion then that has to be prosecuted the same as someone being beheaded and their remains left to decompose on a lake front. Yeah...that's the same thing.


Some things this legislator would know if he went to any school anywhere in the 20th century, Cubans aren't atheists, they are Catholic, 60% of the nation are. They are descendants of Spain, or a former Spanish colony. Most, if not all former Spanish colony's are Catholic, unless Pat Robertson remembers an imaginary conversation that tribal chiefs had with Satan which caused some major cataclysmic event. Catholicism is the National religion, just because the political system happens to be "communist", which isn't even scary anymore, means nothing. Castro is on the verge of death and no one is left on that island but impoverished blacks that no one cares about, just like the ghetto's and prisons here. The Nazi's actually used a bastardized form of Christianity replacing Jesus with Hitler and a sick fantasy proving that whites (Aryans) were the superior race with a psuedo science called Eugenics. Technically they used Pagan/ Norse mythology and combined it with Christianity. Pretty much Christianity at large, or is Christmas and Easter religious holidays? Oh, to most of the sheep they are. The Chinese are Buddhists, again that has nothing to do with the Geo political system of Communism. Christianity can stack up enough bodies right with the worst "atheistic" dictator anyone can name, or did he just gloss over the crusades, witch trials, the reformation, the great schism, and the very founding of this nation. The pilgrims came here for religious freedoms. It was issues with what religion you think? They weren't running from atheism, communism, or columbine in Britain were they? Read a book, it's all there.


 Any country ran by any dictatorial leader has nothing to do with some "lack of faith in God", but because they are ran by totalitarian communists, fascists, etc... He may be blithely unaware that Al Qaeda believes in a god, so apparently it isn't atheism that makes people evil, just ignorance and he and his constiuents have plenty to spare.


Explain how science has now become a crazy theory that now has to be proven by a person that can't find it's butt with a map. Surely he realizes while he eats his barbecue pumped full of steroids, watching football on his flat screen, queer hating on twitter, bemoaning science to his equally stupid friends on facebook, USA falls competitively behind in the world.

 For those who know nothing about evolution other than the monkey thing, and are too lazy to actually read anything else, the Theory of Evolution in no way, shape or form comment on the existence of a god or indeed the lack of one. In fact the Theory of Evolution has as much to say about the validity of atheism as it does about theism which is nothing at all! It has nothing to do with traditiona­l creation stories (unless your a literalist­ and the Bible should not be taken literally), has nothing to do with the beginning of the universe or even of the beginning of life. Evolution is both a fact and a theory. The fact is diversity with descent with the theory of evolution being natural selection (most basic tenet). No one questions the fact that matter attracts matter and we have used various theories of gravity (Newtonian Mechanics, Relativity­) to accomplish a myriad of great endeavors.

There is absolutely no reason to treat evolution differentl­y or feel that your theistic world view is threatened­. If you deny the fact of evolution then you may as well throw out every scientific fact and theory.


In essence, if you doubt evolution, then you might as well doubt gravity, protons, genetics, astronomy, atomic energy, the earth is round you know things we can't physically see but we know are there. Creationism has no place in science class and it appears that someone should explain to them and those that agree with them what scientific theory is. This is something a politician in Iran or some other backwards country would say, not America. This proves that neither sanity or intelligence is required to run or achieve elected office in the United States of America. All one has to say is "God", "Faith", and some anti- faggotry language, waive a Bible, and stick an American flag lapel pin on and there you go, $100k per year job plus mileage.

He and all who think like him are anti science, anti intellectual neanderthals who are dangerous to all they represent and influence. They should never be allowed to reproduce without some serious mental help. 

These people who continue to argue against science continue to prove that evolution is moving at a glacial pace. Believing in evolution means that your IQ is over 60, not that you are a mass murderer. 

Katy Perry and Divorce Rumors Continue



I'm Just Not That In To You

Well what do you know the world's still turning? We should be happy that the marriage between the bedazzled blow up cupcake who sounds like an asphyxiating ghost and Charles Manson in nut hugging jeans lasted a whole year and not 72 days. However, they don't have a show to hype, just really bad songs and even worse movies. News Flash Hollywood: Russell Brand playing an immature boozed out rich boy who has to grow up or come through for a friend after banging 20 chicks, isn't funny after you see it for the 30th time. No matter how many nut hugging jeans you put him in, Russell Brand will never ever ever be funny. Get him to the Greek was a fluke, and was only funny because of the other characters. Even Puffy was funnier than this guy. He looks like he smells like vomit and aqua velva.

If this divorce does happen, this is the saddest divorce between a hot chick and lame douche guy couple since Padme and Anakin. What does one expect when Rihanna plans the "surprise" bachelorette party and then tells everyone with ears every detail about it. You are who you hang with...

The choking ghost and Nut jeans wearing Manson look alike still insist every thing is fine. So why are we taking separate vacations without our wedding rings? This man tucks his beans and franks better than any drag queen that I have ever seen. When celebs start having to fight rumors about divorcing, typically they are about to divorce. No one thought this nonsense was going to last forever, just like their careers. These two annoying species of ringworm just followed the new model of fame: get married = free publicity. get divorced = more free publicity and play the victim. They desperately need it, because Rihanna is stealing Katy's thunder on Billboards chart of add water, get a hit of  kiddie porn nonsense music.

Katy compared herself and her life to a soap opera and Erica Cane specifically on Ellen a few weeks ago when the subject of her marriage to Manson came up. She even made the threat to have children, not just one but to do a Duggar and have lot's of kids. "if it doesn't hurt the first time, I'll keep popping them out!" What fresh hell is this? If it doesn't hurt? Yeah, that's why they call child birth labor. She did go to school and take sex ed or health? Every girl takes that class, we learn where babies come from, how they are conceived, carried and yes delivered. That's a big baby that comes out of a tiny hole, but no, it's not painful, that's not why they stick a huge six inch needle in women's backs. It's for the thrill, not the pain. Is she just pretending to be stupid, or is she really stupid? Again, she hangs with Rihcycle and the rest of the Rihtards. I mean she identifies with a plastic bag, an inanimate object for heavens sake. It goes with the constant vacant expression in her eyes.

Two talentless sad clowns trying to convince the world that black is white and east is west, but I guarantee that some publicist will give us the "sad news" that they will be divorcing within 6 more months after they make the difficult decision and respectfully request time and privacy for their families. Ask Jessica Simpson, Demi, Madonna, Britney, Whitney, Tiger, Halle, Kim Kartrashian and Eva. They denied it up until the day before the papers were filed. The love will end that was made on the MTV VMA's. How could that fail?

The world loves Katy Perry's voice, and by voice I mean chest, who singlehandedly destroyed any credibility Snoop Dog had left. Not that he had that much to begin with, since he only want's to play pimps on straight to DVD movies or participate in celebrity roasts on Comedy Central looking high and drinking out of a pimp sippy cup.

Nut hugging Manson, Rihanna, and Katy Perry have just revived the family and have chosen music as a means of murder instead of weapons. They murder their own songs and movies every time they take the stage because they are manufactured toxic waste dump artists who rely on boobs and not much else.

Sorry that the asphyxiated ghost and Manson are headed for marital troubles. So sorry that fireworks are flying out of my boobs right now as I fall down in a fit of laughter.

Newt The Grinch Runs for Fascist in Chief

I'm Down with the Blacks

Fascism is a term that know nothings on Fox and then the pew riding fundamentalists parrot with glee when they talk about our Kenyan, Muslim President with terrorist leanings. The definition of fascism is: a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce,etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.

The U.S. by this very definition is not fascist because Obama has virtually no power to do anything because he has to deal with a bunch of whiny brats who think that a person that makes a million dollars annually needs government protection, but everyone else should just screw off. Obama doesn't suppress opposition or criticism, if he had, then the health care debate might have gone better, the tea party would've been mocked and ridiculed for being the racists clowns they were and we would've all gone about our day.

Climbing Out the Ooze

Newt the fat slug, took time out from his book tour and self promotion circuit by doing an interview on his fake Presidential campaign proposing a novel approach to governing and quelling any legislating from the judiciary. He pledges to abolish courts and eliminated activist judges he believed were either outside the mainstream or infringing too deeply on the commander in chief's authority. On Sunday, he followed that up by saying he would be willing to arrest a judge who he thought was out of line. 

"If you had to," he said on CBS's "Face the Nation" when asked if he would send a Capitol Hill police officer to round up a judge, "or you would instruct the Justice Department to send the U.S. Marshal." His preference, he added, would be to impeach the judge in question. "You have an increasingly arrogant judiciary," "The question is: Is there anything we the American people can do? The standard answer has been eventually we'll appoint good judges. I think that's inadequate. The Constitution promises a balance of the judicial branch, the executive branch and the legislative branch. The Federalist Papers say specifically the weakest of the three branches is the judiciary." 

If this alone doesn't scare the hell out of you, he goes further into crazy. "I'm not suggesting that the Congress and the president review every decision. I'm suggesting that when there are decisions ... in which they are literally risking putting civil liberty rules in battlefields. I mean it is utterly irrational for the Supreme Court to take on its shoulders the defense to the United States. It is a violation of the Constitution." 

Somehow I doubt  this little gnome has ever read the constitution, considering he is saying that there is something in there about the three branches of the government­, the Judiciary being one of them, the three branches are equal, the president is not a dictator and his enumerated powers and they are to nominate judges. The Senate has to confirm them via "confirmation hearings".

Sig Heil, Pay Me!

What Newt is saying is that he thinks that it is appropriate to arrest Judges if he as President disagrees with their opinions. What a ridiculous and dangerous supposition. Is he even trying anymore? How is he different from Hitler, Hussein, Mussolini, Kim Juong IL or Bin Laden? Oh, that's right...this men are all dead and they are no longer a threat to the free world. Newt however is. This man wants to be trusted with atomic weapons, but calls the Palestinians "imaginary people". Newt's followers should be imaginary or at least in the midst of a hallucinatory delusion to think that anything he says makes a bit of logical sense. How does he have the fitness to hold office? This man will do and say anything to win. His message changes depending on his audience, but repression of the judiciary? For someone that was once 3rd in line to run the country to say such a moronic thing is nothing short of disgusting. How can he love the constitution so much when it's obvious that he obviously doesn't understand it, or worse just doesn't care about it, but he still wants to take the oath of office, which all President's swear to "defend the constitution". 

As the Empire diminishes, the vampires come out of the closet to suck whatever is still vital, while being devoid of humanity. It's twilight gone more wrong and the cast are for the most part heterosexuals. The hubris and the arrogance of this troll is just what we need to bring this country back to prominence. (insert sarcasm). As much as I disagree with Justices Thomas, Scalia, Alito, Roberts and when he was alive Rehnquist, they were the Supreme Court Justices, appointed for a reason. They are supposed to be unbeholden by the garbage that is the political process, which is why they are appointed not elected. This is something that any immigrant border jumper learns in a citizenship class, so why doesn't Newt know? It's harder to impeach a Judge than a President and considering that Newt couldn't even do that properly, I would think he would take that off the table. Newt had the blue semen stained dress from that whale and couldn't make the contents stick, but he thinks he can nail Justice Scalia? Newt talks less like a man aspiring for the highest office in the world and more like a colorful drunk uncle at a family reunion.

Santa Jesus sit on my lap

Newt has claimed that the President has anti-Colonial leanings and that's how he governs the country. Correct me if I am wrong, but the founding fathers, the Country at large are anti colonials, isn't that why we fought the Revolutionary War? Were we not a British colony that fought for Independence against England or do we celebrate the 4th of July as the date we discovered barbecue and beer?

Newt is doing what Newt does best - he is throwing red meat to these Far Right Evangelica­ls who hate any judge that upholds the guaranteed right of freedom of religion. These Fundamentalist cranks cannot seem to understand that if they are given the right for their religion to dominate the entire country - then where is the freedom of religion? They do not care about your freedom of religion - They only care that THEIR religion is in complete control.

So he's already gone on record as saying he opposes the Constituti­on and its clear separation of powers between the branches. This once again proves that these so called proclaimed champions of the constituti­on use it like Christians use the bible, cherry picking the sections they like, while completely ignoring the rest.

If one could picture a most ill-willed elf, giggling as he burned toys in front of sobbing children..­­.that elf would look like Gingrinch (pun oh-so intended).

Alabama's Biggoted Immigration Law too Biggoted for Investors

Just when I think I can't be any more embarassed to live here, Alabama finds a way to lower the bar.

Alabama’s anti-immigration law is the toughest, not to mention the dumbest, xenophobic, and racist in the nation, and it turns out that it’s the costliest as well. Not only has the law devastated the agriculture industry, but it is now threatening to devastate the foreign auto industry that plays a key role in the Alabama economy. Keep in mind, we don't have anything in this state other than crime, teen pregnancies, poverty, morbid obesity, and a church on every corner. As stated in previous posts, as a result of HB 56, thousands of farm hands have flocked out of the state, leaving crops uncared for. But Alabama has a new problem, other than dental, hygiene and educational. Since HB 56 became law, Alabama authorities have arrested two foreign executives, one German, one Japanese, even though they were in the United States legally. Now, it looks as though foreign automakers and other foreign industries are reconsidering doing business in the state. Good for them. Why anyone would willingly stay here is confusing to say the least. Most of us are trapped by a comedy of errors and misfortune. Did I mention we have car manufacturing plants here that are responsible for thousands of jobs? Thanks to our wonderfully intelligent electorate and equally intelligent legislature, this law has caused executives of said manufacturing plants to be arrested. Lol!

It's actually pretty sad. Alabama Republicans are desperately trying to convince foreign companies that their businesses are welcome. GOP Governor Robert Bentley even sucked up to foreign companies. Yet we lock them up because they don't have their papers. Crypt Keeper/ Fire Marshall Bentley stated, ⁠“We are not anti-foreign companies. We are very pro-foreign companies,” Bentley said. So, we are just anti foreigners, is that what it is? If Alabama wants to play Gestapo tactics then they have to suffer the consequences when they do stupid things like throw the executives of Honda, Mercedes or Hyundai in jail for no reason other than they aren't white. What consequences you ask? Maybe the plants being shipped off to Mississippi or Tennessee, and a loss of millions in much needed revenue that the state already mismanages and does nothing with. It would be nice to drive down the freeway and not need new shocks and tires because of the dilapidated condition of the lanes, or the fear that I will veer into another lane at night because the lanes aren't clearly marked or properly lit. But, I'm sure they found some way to funnel tax dollars to Nick Saban's salary because he and the Crimson Tide are the only bright spot in this pathetic excuse of a state.

As I have said time and time again, the Republicans did not think this law through and it will blow up right in there faces, otherwise they wouldn't be kissing corporate booty. You didn't think they really care about us and our welfare? It's all about the money. This is why education is so important, which is sorely lacking in Alabama, it teaches invaluable critical thinking skills. They told us the illegals were stealing all the jobs, then crops were left rotten in the fields. What happened? Where are all the whites and blacks crying about the stolen jobs? How after what happened in Arizona and Georgia would Alabama not have foreseen the very outcome that we are seeing and voluntarily go down this road to bigotville? To add insult to injury, make the law more illegal and more racist for good measure. Let's just shoot our selves in the foot over and over and wonder how this big hole got here. This is what happens when the uneducated people who believe in superstition are allowed to leave the kiddie table and bother the adults. Now we have the perfect argument against "states rights", because clearly some states are ran by monkeys who just barely made it to the modern evolutionary age.

I guess the Republicans didn't get the right hate combination and they need to go back to the drawing board on this one.

Since the bigots can't reap the crops, they have to settle for reaping the world wind...stay classy Alabama! (Insert Sarcasm)

Bishop Long Takes Time Off, What took him so long?

These boots are made for walking

Displaced Pimp, Pedophile, Snake Oil Sales man, raging homophobe and False Prophet Eddie Long has finally decided to step down from his position of  conning his simpleminded and gullible followers. Why? Because of the multiple child molestation charges? Nope. Because he feels some type of shame for ruining the name of his so called ministry? Don't think so. Because he has shattered the faith of young boys and reaffirmed the stereotype that churches and pastors cannot be trusted and are after nothing but money? Of course not. It's because his wife filed for divorce. He then stood in front of his congregation and told them he would be taking a leave of absence. You know what, he isn't a pedophile, he's a closeted homosexual, who is using his position of authority to prey on young men in their late teens.


Long was defiant as ever when he announced his decision to a supportive audience."If you go out there, the news said I stepped down," Long said. " I haven't stepped down, I've actually stepped up."
"I'm still your pastor. You'll still receive my direction," Long said Sunday. "You've given me some weeks to take care of some family business." What's that, you applying for Sandusky's vacant position? You will receive my direction...translation: "I will still be receiving your checks if you are stupid enough to send them, I'll be right back."

 Give me a break...If by stepping up you mean stepping up to your responsibility for what you did, that's a negative. This man will be the Grand Marshall of the Pride Parade next spring right along with Sheree's hair dresser in some stiletto's and a body suit. Eddie Long has been a raving homophobe for years and his ludicrous anti gay stance made his "coming out" inevitable in one way or another. Here we have another religious ego maniacal man using the pulpit to further his own evil desire and behavior. Why on earth has this church NOT DEMANDED his resignation­n? According to fellow Pimp Creflo Dollar, all Eddie had was a "wreck". He even told the New Birthers to stay at the Pedophiles church. They are like sheep being led to the slaughter. This is such a painful thing, to hear of someone who CLAIMS to be a man of God, and to KNOW that he is a wolf in sheep's clothing, with a bad Jeri Curl wearing Janet's discarded Rhythm Nation costumes.

What happened to humility, diligence, judiciousl­y taking account of himself, and then making amends to all he harmed, and then earning back the trust of ALL those who he hornswaggl­ed physically­, spirituall­y, emotionall­y and financiall­y... A leave is only beneficial if this man truly finds REPENTANCE before God.

What gets me about all these preachers is their lack of understand­ing of repentance­. After chasing money, being no better than pimps and hoes, chasing young men and destroying marriages, just to name a few of his many transgress­ions i think he has no God given authority to preach to anyone. Any pastor on TBN (the blasphemy channel) is full of prideful boasting and saying things that would make Jesus vomit in disgust. I saw a clip of "Prophetess" Juanita Bynum bragging about a $400 pen that she used to sign multi million dollar contracts and she chided people in her so called class to never use "common" pens like "Bic" because that speaks allot about you. Seriously? The sad part was people were sitting in the room nodding in agreement like what she was saying was logical and made perfect sense or worse was somehow Biblical. They didn't get that THEY were paying for the $400 pen tab for the "Prophetess" and they were responsible for her looking down on them. Where in the Bible did Jesus say any of this crap? Where did he say that to follow him you will get a $400 pen, a Bentley, a private jet, get money in the mailbox, etc...if you listen to Creflo, Bynum, Longstroke, and the rest of the "praises go up, blessings come down", goon squad, then you will believe that you will be a millionaire if you give up that extra five dollars.

I'm too sexy for my shirt

I would love to think that people in the church, the black church in particular would wake up about these charlatans, but they won't. He is taking a leave of absence which means he will be back as soon as the smoke clears ... The congregati­on will cry and worship at his feet as if he is Jesus himself ... All will be forgiven and forgotten as the congregati­on gets upset with outsiders who remind them of his sinful ways with boys or his homosexual nature. They will use the life long excuse of not talking about the "man of god" unless God himself will punish you ... or this one "we can judge what trials god puts his man through in order to have a testimony on the other side" or this one, "touch not my anointed one or do my prophets any harm".

Eddie Long and his brand of prosperity nonsense treat God like some magic genie who will grant every wish, if and only if, you pay and keep your tithes, offering and first fruits current. If you are too broke to keep up with your payments, then you will never obtain God's favor and in essence not living the full life that God intended you to have. No one in the pews realize that it is they that are giving the Pastors the fulfilled, enriched lifestyle. Creflo, Longstroke, Joyce Meyers, Bynum, Benny Hinn, Joel Olsteen and That Walrus T.D. Jakes. are indicative of the saying, "For a good man to do good things, and a bad man to do bad things, it is their nature and not remarkable­. For a good man to do bad things, well, that takes religion." After all Organized religion was created by mortal men as a means of controllin­g others en-masse and is loaded with hypocrisy Like being gay, but preaching numerous sermons against being gay.

I've never understood why any sane adult would think that a belief in the supernatur­al is a prerequisi­te for leading a moral and ethical life. Maybe because, most people are sheep, blindly following anyone or group that pander to the lowest common demoninato­rs, and who are very adept at pulling the wool over other peoples eyes to Use & Manipulate them for their own Selfish & Self Serving purposes. People that are not held accountable for their actions are not only losers, but the most dangerous.

We are a part of the rythm nation

Another one caught with his pants down ! And I thought the "Catholics­" had a monopoly going ! Seems the Baptists are trying to sneak in the back door too !

Bachmann's unINTELLIGENT DESIGN

Flat earth theorist and category 5 moron Michelle Bachmann is back at it again to prove that the sh&t isn't that far from the bat with her latest opinions about what the children of America should learn in school. It appears she want's the kids as dumb as she is because she believes that religion trumps science and the Genesis story is somehow supported by science. She also thinks that the exclusion of "intelligent design" is a government conspiracy or some form of government censorship.

She explained that she believes "God created the earth" and issues such as the Second Law of Thermodynamics, irreducible complexity and the "the dearth of fossil record" need to be addressed.

Bachmann also stated, "If you look at scientists there is not a unanimity of agreement on the origins of life." She made similar remarks in 2006. Negative ghost rider, we got unanimous agreement, you just don't like the unanimous agreement's story, not enough clouds and angels.

"There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design," she said then.

She goes on to say, "What I support is putting all science on the table and then letting students decide." She added, "I don't think it's a good idea for government to come down on one side of scientific issue or another, when there is reasonable doubt on both sides."


Michelle Bachmann is the living example of why intelligent design doesn't hold water. Evolution is a proven fact you nitwit. Try taking a biology class and see evolutiona­ry change happen to single-cel­led creatures and some invertebra­tes right before your eyes, they're big enough.

If it wasn't for the study of bacteria evolution, we wouldn't have many of the antibiotic­s we have today, I forgot, a genie gives us medications. I think that this is a decided issue and only idiots continue to relitigate this. How is there reasonable doubt on science? Intelligent Design is NOT science. Why is there a problem or some debate when there isn't one really there? Claiming a scientist that believes in intelligent design is some sort of victory for religion is absurd. It just means they have a religious faith of some kind, not that they don't believe in science, which is a subject that apparently the corn dog deep throater has no knowledge of or any intellectual curiosity in. Does that influence their work? Highly unlikely.


One of the essences of science is that its findings can be used to make prediction­s, such as the length of time before the sun burns out, the trajectory and timing of comets, and the exact time and location of the path of totality for solar eclipses many years before they occur. For those who regard creationis­m as science, please provide one prediction derived from your "science" (that isn't dependent on traditiona­l science). If you can't, it's not science. Period. Not when the second, third coming of Jesus will be, the opening of the 7 seals, figuring out who the Anthchrist is, and hating people who aren't just like us. Religion should be discussed in a religion class, not a science class. Intelligent Design is no more scientific than the theory that the world rests on the back of a giant turtle being in an astronomy class.


If we are to treat religious concepts as having the same status as scientific concepts, virtually every scientific finding would have to be overturned­. Geology classes would have to include the idea that the earth was created in a week, and all DNA would need to show evidence of a single set of parents. In other words, every invention that is based on science must be an illusion--­it does not exist. We are walking around in a dream.

Michelle Bachmann's a dangerous demagogue, a science denier and a sophist leading the gullible, the zealots and the dumb. If you believe that Creationism is the same as Science, then yes, I mean you.


Let's let students decide that standing in a tub of water while holding on to a live electric wire and see if it's OK ... this woman is stupid and so are her followers.

They remind me of the saying: If Science is too hard for you, try Religion.