Rihanna Ready For Goat Motherhood...

Got to put the down the crack pipe first...

We Found Love in a Hopeless Place, and we Will Torture the World With it

So, let's recap here...Rihanna went on a 4 year sympathy tour in order to line her pockets based on the assault perpetuated by Chris beat her down Brown. She and the media have never allowed the world to stop mourning for the Prince Charming/ Cinderella from hell relationship. Now, the cat is out of the bag, and he is slipping her the hot beef injection and we get the horny details spewed on every social media site known to man, plus, her fans that supported her, get the added insult of, she is "living her truth". This is the same guy who is still on probation for assaulting HER...now, she wants to, get this...have his 5 headed demon child to wreck auto tuned mediocrity on the world. Yeah, she will be a fabulous parent, well, the nannies will be. Let the laugh's subside for a second...

Who Am I Today, Haven't Received the Memo Yet.

In an interview with Elle UK magazine, she said: ”I will probably have a kid. And I’m praying I can go on vacation for a good month. Please, try a good year, or several, because you are beyond over exposed. There is only so much "cock, suck, eh, yeah, nah, cake, ooh", that you can say robotically in a song you didn't write. She goes on to say, ”And I’ll have to set some things up so I don’t have to tour for the rest of my life.” 

Copying the Coke head Character. Life Imitating Art...

Again, no one is begging you to stay on instagram, terrorizing the world with your idiocy, and copying more talented artists but convincing your "Navy" that you somehow are original. Seriously, how many times are you going to tell us, that you are "bad", I think the message has been received, and no one but the media really cares. Ms. Fenty, please be assured, you won't be touring the rest of your life...if you weren't media whoring yourself and hadn't gotten beaten, your career would've ended on "Ella" and we would be spared the continuous bile that is pumped over the airwaves, payed by your label to make it seem like more people like you than they actually do.

This is My Interpretation of Bad

The ‘Stay’ hitmaker model recently spoke of her love for the 23-year-old rapper crapper and admitted she couldn’t continue to bury her feelings for him, even after the assault. She means she rode that train till the wheels fell off, now they can stop pretending that they weren't sleeping together the entire time.

She said: ”I wanted him to know what it felt like to lose me, to feel the consequences of that. So when that s**t [love] came back, it hit me like a ton of bricks. Can we know what it feels like to lose you, I mean if that is what I could have for Christmas, then that would be my one wish. A Rihanna-less world. That would cut down on crime, acts of terrorism along with national and international disasters. It could also help with global warming, due to the amount of hot air that is pumped in the atmosphere when she comes around. So it  would make the world a better place for her to take a prolonged vacation.

”Like, God, you’ve got to be kidding me right now. But I got real with myself, and I just couldn’t bury the way I felt.” No, you just admitted to those of us who knew you were trying to sell us hocus pocus and now the jig is up.

Believing My Own Hype and I Got a Stupid Tattoo

Wait...didn't she say that she had to leave her abusive situation because she had to set an example for young girls so they wouldn't think it was ok to be in violent relationships? That was before she became Bad Girl RI, rolling around in a pit of mud, bleating to a hook in 11 different keys and believing her own hype. The only award she truly deserves is that razzie for her laughable role in Battleshit, where her Ms. Cleo accent came and went as it normally does when she talks. But nothing she says is really worth listening to. 

"Everybody wanted to know what was happening in my life," she explains. Is she a drug addict? No.  Yes.

Is she an alcoholic? No. Yes. Is she a victim? No. Hell to the yeah. "That's why I got the gun," she says of her tattoo. "It was a symbol of strength. I'll never be a victim." Really?! She is stupid, almost mesmerizingly so. She makes everything public by posting every ounce of body fluid on instagram. We know every inch of her body, all of her business, then she claims we don't know the real her. Please clarify...You made your career into being a perpetual victim/ martyr, so much so that it became tiresome how much you hung on the cross. The Rihanna formula for new projects are the following: a. color hair, b. personality shift, c. talk about Chris negatively, d. feign outrage when follow up ques. are asked, e. have a pity party/ pretend to be a survivor, f. get a new tattoo. The con job she has played on the media has meandered to the bowels of Itunes. Check out this descriptor: "Rihanna is a pop star with a back story that can't be forgotten. And it's her role as survivor that powers its thundering tableau."   Who did she blow for that phuckery? Plus we get endless titt alerts on Huff post and other so called reputable journalism sites.

LOOK AT ME, Looking like Cassie!!!!!!!

The world and it's inhabitants will wait with baited breath for a topless, bottomless or just NSFW announcement via instagram, rolling a joint of course, that she is impregnated with the spawn of Satan. Let's just hope, for the love of God the kid doesn't attempt to sing. We have suffered enough...

Open Letter to Hollywood Movie Makers

Dear Directors, screen writers, casting directors, studio execs, 

YOU GUYS SUCK! The ticket prices or your movies should include barf bags and bullets to chew on to deal with the motion sickness or just the pure phuckery of what's on screen. When you guys sit in a room and pitch a movie and include in the storyline, aliens invading the earth that are allergic to the sun or water, isn't there a person in the room that raises their hand and simply says, "that sh&t don't make sense." Why have you people put out the worst crap that has ever been placed on celluloid and act surprised that no one saw or wanted to see the movie.



Or are you just a bunch of smoking monkeys sitting in a room with typewriters and whatever idea sticks to the wall is what you guys go with? I have given up on the notion of cogent storytelling, substance, brilliant film making, and any type of serious examination of anything since District 9, but what has been put out lately is just so much crap, hot steaming pile of crap, to sit through that I'm sure the intent of the movie is not for the moviegoer to want a quick death in comparison to watching the trash on the screen but to run out the theatre swearing to put out hits on every member of the cast and crew. Oh and if the story is lacking, "let's just wash it in 3-D", as if the mere fact that 3-D somehow makes a shitteous 2-D movie better.

Let's look at the steaming pile of fecal matter that Hollywood has been and will be sending our way. For the kids we have Brave, which is basically Pixar's version of every Disney Princess cliche' that kids will be introduced for the first time and parents will recognize from  the skeletons of Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast and the Little Mermaid.

Then we have Snow White and the Huntsman, another vehicle for Kristen Stewart to look vapid and stare blankly at the camera. So, Bella will be her only character ever? Bella has played a zombie for each movie and soon she will play a vampire? At least the vampire is somewhat alive...Plus, the notion that Kristen Stewart is in a beauty competition with Charlize Theron is ludicrous in and of itself, unless Charlize is reprising her role as serial killer Aileen Wuornos.

 Next we have box office bomb Battleship. That movie looked stupid on commercials and the premise was created based on a 80's era board game that wasn't that popular. The premise of this turd was an alien invasion with aliens with superior powers that couldn't quite kill us because the sun hurts them. Surely, someone went to middle school and learned about the solar system and if these beings wanted a planet further away from the sun, they had several others to choose from that was actually further away from the element that could harm them. But only we on this planet know about astronomy, I mean unless we are in Hollywood of course...




Magic Mike is this laughable movie starring Matt McConaughey and Channing Tatum about male strippers. So, we have an all male version of Strip Tease or Showgirls. You remember how good those movies did? I understand when you watch a brainless movie like Transformers, you need Megan Fox running in slow motion or arching her back in some short shorts with a wet t-shirt, but a movie about male strippers? If I need to see penis, I can just watch Watchmen. It's enough blue penis to last a lifetime.

Now we have a movie about a talking Teddy Bear, basically a drunk, crass Teddy Ruxpin, that is supposed to be funny, but I am sure it will be two laugh free hours. It's from the creators of Family Guy and the Cleveland Show, so you know how this is going to be.

Here is the abortion to end all abortions: Tyler Perry is again in a fat suit and busted drag along with a Successful dumbass that is forcefully introduced to more down-to-earth lifestyle, and sees the value in friendship and family rather than money. And there's probably a black lawyer in there somewhere to scream to society that black people can be successful as well. We are aware of that, Mr Perry. No need to advertise it like it's a rare phenomenon. To Tyler Perry, feces is his blank canvas and he serves it up every year.

Please stop giving us sh&t and calling it sugar! If you have $400 million dollars to waste, then come by house, I got some bills for you to pay instead of wasting it on nonsensical plot lines and sparkling vampires. Pay me,  I could save you rodeo clowns half the money by just telling you, this Johnny Depp and Tim Burton Halloween, creep thing is getting old, and it's time to stop investing. I could've told you to stop at Saw III, and that no one is interested in American Pie beyond the first two, or that TMNT are turtles that mutated from radioactive ooze and NOT aliens from another planet that happen to know Kung Fu.

You are all the worst types of people imaginable who have bored me to death and with each movie you bore me closer and closer back to death.

Sincerely,



A person whose time, money and suspension of disbelief was wasted on the laziest god awfulness that human beings could create.

Rihanna Finally Tired of Blowing Chris Brown

I never thought this day would come...

Queen Poser

 


The perpetual slutty martyr with the voice of a tortured cat who has done nothing but evoke sympathy for the sake of turning water into wine these last 3 torturous years of lazy music has finally decided to shut the hell up about the beat down heard round the world.

Trying Hard to Be Sexy, But Not Really Being Sexy

During her sit-down interview with Esquire U.K., Rihanna was more than miffed when the interviewer brought up the controversy surrounding her remixes with ex Chris Brown. Brown made headlines in 2009 for physically abusing the "Love the Way You Lie" singer stripper-- an incident many of Rihanna's fans refuse to forgive Brown for. An incident that she has beaten to death anytime she needed just a little bit of attention right before one of her auto tuned sub standard pieces of fluff assaulted the airwaves and her mindless fans hit the download button and added money to her coffers which should be labeled as state funded terrorism.

"Some people felt it sent the wrong message ... You'd gone back to someone who put you in the hospital," the interviewer said.

 "Oh really? Did I?" Rihanna shot back. "Did I? Did I? Did I? ... (signs of ghetto defensiveness). Okay. In a completely professional environment. And on a complete professional note. I mean, if I went back to him [as a girlfriend], then that’s a whole different discussion ... I think a lot of people jumped to an assumption that was incorrect and they ended up looking stupid." So, being called an industry whore in song, just oodles class right? Having lots of sex and taking stupid photos while flipping off the camera equals professional.

But when the Esquire writer continued to press the singer about how it is difficult for the public to separate her professional decisions and musical output from her personal life, Rihanna went into fight mode.

"This is turning into a tacky interview," Rihanna said in her Ms. Cleo accent. "What do you really want to talk about? I’m not here to [talk] about messy s**t ... It upsets me that you keep asking the same kind of questions about stuff that’s trivial. What’s there to talk about? Are all your questions like that?"

Pimps Up, Hoes Down

  So let me get this straight, she didn't want to talk about Chris Brown, while simultaneously talking about him. Sounds like our little homecoming thug. Was she upset that she missed her latest round of naked photo shoots for the day? Did the crack dealer, I'm sorry, coke dealer not make it? For the next interview, she should have her daily toke so she can be much friendlier, or maybe she was upset that Battleship was sunk and there is nothing left to exploit. For three years she has done nothing but discuss "the incident". Single sales slide? Talk about Chris Brown. Magazine article coming out? Talk about Chris Brown. Get drunk or dumped? Blame Chris Brown. It's been her PR tactic for 3 years and it's given her amazing success. Rihanna is as dumb as a sack of bricks or a pile of her wigs and nail clippings by calling this subject matter "trivial". She has kept this topic of her assault on the public conscience for 3 years, she has kept the image of her bruised and battered face fresh in the minds of the world as she stripped and sang off key with the facial expression of a department store mannequin. The person that once said that she took her role as a role model seriously must find it hard with a nappy blonde wig and the blue contact she puts in her glazed over eyes. 

Rihanna Doing What She Does Best, Stripping

Rihanna has whined and begged for attention. Non stop attention and pity to be exact and now she wants to have a ghetto bitch attitude when a topic that was up for grabs and has been for years, is now taboo. You got your attention babe, now you don't want it? You instagram 1,000 topless photos of yourself, you get naked in every magazine, you get naked walking down the street, solely for attention. Now, you don't want it? When you go back to work with the man that abuses you and the topic of the songs are sex, fellatio, and cunnilingus, then the bad personal choices are to become material for interviewers. Seems she forgot her mantra: when all else fails take off your top or grab and point at your crotch.

Rihanna is about a year away from a crash. She is a far less talented Whitney Houston who makes the same mistakes all the time but hopes for different results. You know what that's called? Insanity. She will go to rehab or be killed in some jealous rage and she will still be laughed about by all the guys in the industry that passed her around but mistakenly believes she is "empowered". Maybe it's time to let the "Rude Boy's" go boo boo, but what am I saying, that would mean that Rihanna actually learned something from the event that she has been pimping for the last 3 years.

This non talent Bratz Doll prototype should enjoy these so called "tacky" interviews, because when these go, this poor excuse for entertainment will fade into oblivion. 

Li Li Lick You Like a Lollipop Breezy

Fresh Off the Chris Brown Controversy, Battleship Set to Go Down in Flames

Swagger Jacking Toni Braxston

Human Luge and imitation Cassie decided after her fake hospitalization for the flu, that the show must go on,  for the Battleship abomination that will be coming to the theater tomorrow to assault the intellect of everyone over the age of 12 or anyone who thought Transformers was too complex. As usual Rihanna follows her typical playbook and fakes a controversy. This time it's Chris Brown and Drake calling her a whore subliminally through music. Allbeit lame music, it's still music. Wordsmith metrosexual with the red owl tattoo and perfectly manicured eyebrows, Drake's profound lyrics are below:

Fake Ass Rita Ora

“She came through, she brought food/She got f—ed, she knew wassup /She think I’m the realest out /And I say “damn, that makes two of us” /Oh that look like what’s her name /Chances are it is whats her name /Chances are, if she was acting up /Then I f–ked her once and never f—ed again /She could have a Grammy, I still treat that *ss like a nominee /Just need to know what that p—y like so one time, it’s fine with me”.  It could be Rihanna or it could some some random whore, which is still Rihanna. Chris Beat her down has a remix to the king of douche's Kanye Mouth of the South West's song "theraflu" and here he talks about an industry whore. Here are these not so nice lyrics:

"Don’t f--k with my old bitches/like a bad fur/every industry n---a done had her/trick or treat like a pumpkin/ just to smash her.” 

Rihanna was seriously offended and unfollowed Chris Beat her down and he took to twitter to defend himself, saying:  "Assumptions! I didn't say any names so if u took offense to it then its something you feel guilty about." He then unfollowed her on twitter. I'm offended that he rhymed "her" with "fur". People give Grammy's for this crap, but people like me have to work for a living...My Shih-Tzu can seriously do better than that. Of course that's better than screeching "We found love in a hopeless place" 30 times, with no other lyrics in the song. 

It does appear that he is talking about a big headed whore. Trick or treat like a pumpkin, her head does look like a malformed pumpkin or that defective character from the mask. I love how assaulting and humiliating her in front of the entire world was the past and forgivable but calling her or some chick in a song a slut was the worst thing in the world and crossed the line. Then again, we have a movie and a single to promote and Chris has an album coming out in June so this is right up Rihanna's ally. Spark up some imaginary controversy, release about 100 topless photos of herself on twitter and Facebook, go to the hospital for "exhaustion", which means she will be in rehab in about a year, then feign outrage about her lack of privacy or "haters" because she is young and she is doing "her", talk about being beaten again for the 1,000th time and how strong she is and how she has a "I don't give a eff attitude", and how she hates being single. Add to the mix the change of hair colors, to her weight loss which is probably attributed to cocaine usage and the threat of another album in the fall, we have ladies and gentlemen the Rihanna PR play by play. 

Let's be real here...no woman, no matter how how liberated this country is, can portray herself as a slut and then feign outrage when she is called a slut. A man say's he doesn't care how many men a woman sleeps with, but that's a lie when those numbers start creeping into double and triple digits. A woman can be edgy, sexy, glamorous, crazy, but not trashy. He wants a lady in the streets and freak in the sheets. Usher (gay, I know), said " be my little freak". Get that? LITTLE FREAK. Not a completely disgusting piece of trash doing stuff that serial killers do. You got a song called S&M where you talk about whips and chains excite you, and you are doing interviews about you like being beaten, again, don't get mad when you get called out for filth. You got clocked for being an industry whore, which we all knew every time we hear you "sing" or see you  on tv "dance". 

Bobby and Whitney

Chris probably got tired of having his name dragged through the mud by this foot dragger because we know every song, video and interview that Rihanna gives is a thinly veiled reference to the beat down heard round the world. So...pot meet kettle. How can she vilify this man for 3 years and basically make him a pariah in the music industry? Now when Chris just says Rihanna is breaking codes, she want to get upset or are they both using the press trying to manipulate the public to promote their shiteous upcoming projects. (Most likely)

As a side note...I'm so sick of those Battleship commercials where Ms. Cleo Rihanna sits there on her throne of shame and tells us that this movie is an "action" movie and has you on the edge of your seat. No kidding this is an action movie. Did someone have to tell you that this is action movie while you were reading the cue cards for the commercial or didn't you gleam that information from the title of the movie. Does it have you on the edge of your seat from laughter, sickness, or on the verge of leaving in fear that Rihanna will break out in song. The character she plays is a weapons specialist, that's almost as laughable as Jennifer Lopez playing a doctor in the Cell. The entire premise of the movie is ridiculous, aliens invading the earth at sea...with one lone Battleship to defend the earth to keep the Aliens at bay. Are you serious? This is almost as stupid as Independence Day, all we need is Will Smith screaming "Woo"! Plus, you have a dumbed down Michael Bay directing with the dude that played John Carter. I would rather see a movie directed by M. Night Shymalan or Uwe Boll and they share the title of Antichrist. Therefore, Prometheus is the only alien movie worth seeing and this travesty should be reserved for the bootlegger or the cable box. 

Tater Tots

If Rihanna doesn't want to be known as a slut, maybe she shouldn't wear the uniform.

Who You Callin A Whore?

The Rihanna Publicity Train Contiues

In breaking Rihanna news...


She misses her butt. The singer, model stated in her best Ms. Cleo accent,  "I'm working on getting [my butt] back, It used to be my favorite body part, but now it's disappeared!" I thought her favorite body part had "enis" in the title. "I'm going to have to start hiking or at least going on the elliptical or walking on an incremental treadmill or horseback riding," she says. "Something that firms the butt." You know what will help you keep your butt, laying off the coke. Her favorite activity, humping and pumping isn't firming her butt? That's right she only poses on treadmills and ellipticals instead of actually working out on them. I am surprised that she knows the word "incremental" and I applaud her handlers for holding up the signs and breaking the word down phonetically for her.
"I'm eating everything," she says. "I've been eating ice cream and fast food and Italian food." Wow how fascinating, truly fascinating. We know she swallows everything and her music can be considered fast food for the mind.

But the singer goat bleater believes the way that she hydrates plays a role too. "I drink a lot of coconut water," says Rihanna, who is the face of Vita Coco and helped develop their tropical fruit flavor. It must taste great with the rum or other alcohol she sips in her pimp chalice.  In addition to the thug passion that she slams on the regular, you know she is a "g". Remember her vita coco campaign that must have aired only in Europe, but she looked like the Little Mermaid who had an orgy with an octopus and a merman and was marooned on the beach. "It balances out all the other toxic stuff I put into my body." Coconut water detoxifies from drugs, junk food, cigarettes, alcohol and sperm now? Drug users rejoice before your next drug test, Rihanna found a way to get a false positive says someone that was dumb enough to get photographed sparking up a doobie on the beach.

She continues to discuss Chris, but this time it's about both of their shiteous songs that are so bad their names need not be mentioned for fear a demon will get it's wings. She went on fag hag Ryan Secrest's radio show and gave a "thought provoking" interview about her rationale for adding Breezy on her track. "I reached out to him about doing a fecal matter song, because that’s the only person that really made sense to do the record. "You know I thought about rappers, and I’ve done that so many times, and the hottest R&B artist out right now is Chris Brown." "We did two records," she said. "One for my fans. One for his fans, and that way our fans can come together. There shouldn’t be a divide. You know? It’s music, and it’s innocent."

There shouldn't be a divide? Rihanna's stupidity is almost mesmerizing and her appearance is so trashy that one would imagine the bottom of a septic tank being more sanitary. How good is the sex to be doing such a role reversal after 3 years of  getting a masters in victimology. If she will  play victim in that upcoming movie that is bound to suck, then she will get an Oscar. She has become quite the little con artist. The only reason she left him was for public pressure, but she did nothing to deserve the elevation of her status to martyr. Her stardom is the result of sympathy that she used to sell albums. Every song, video, interview that touched on this topic or brought up Chris Brown was just to sell more records. Now she is willing to work with Chris Brown again, why? Oh yeah, to sell records. Chris was the first and only person she thought of. Thinking isn't Rihanna's strong point anyway, she's real good at staring blankly, posing, and bleating off key to songs with no meaning.

Any other explanation other than I love screwing the guy and I mean sexually, is dumb. Maybe Chris can star in Takers: I Dated & Survived Rihanna. She couldn't think of any other people to do a song with? She means she couldn't think of anyone that she hasn't slept with to do a song with. It's time for the rotating schedule to go back to number 1. I hope she doesn't release anymore empowerment, women hear me roar music, and I say music loosely, but that ship sailed. She has no respect for her fans but why should she, the Navy will go along with anything she does no matter how stupid or hypocritical. If you point out obvious things that are wrong, you get cursed out on twitter. Her band of cyberthugs will come get you.

A movie about Backgammon is more interesting than this...

Rihanna would join a trio with Ahmedenijhad, Kim Jung Un, and Saddam Hussein or try and sell blood to Dracula if she thought she could get publicity. People are waking up to the Rihanna marketing tool and her abortion We Found Love is the only song that's selling. For Rihanna, money is more important than dignity, class and self respect, but she lost that 3 so called eras ago. My only comfort is that she is going down a path for a quick urine soaked death and she would probably plan that for maximum news coverage with a gold encrusted "thug life/ rock and roll/ orgy" casket.

She posts the most inane tweets to her mindless "Navy", like this one: "When they see me with you, wonder what the crowd would say? When they find us together, what will all the people say?"
Here is what people with good hearing say, "you are both talentless hacks who are need in of a good scrubbing." Rihanna's star is falling and she knows this, that's why I am inundated daily with "Rihanna in tight pants, Rihanna in short shorts, Rihanna wears a short dress" headlines. If you are singer and they talk about your clothes more than your music, I would try something else other than singing. Death is a good choice.

Poor Little Side Show Thug

The human luge has also thrown her nappy wig in the ring to play none other than Whitney Houston herself if  a biopic of her life is ever made. The blow up doll stated, "That would be something that I would have to give my entire life to do because I would want to really pull it off," "That's a huge, huge role and whoever does it has to do a good job." She goes on to say, "My first song that I remember falling in love with was a Whitney Houston song -- 'I Will Always Love You, "It was really inspiring and it made me develop a passion for music, so really she's partly responsible for me being here in this industry." Whitney would be spinning in her grave at supersonic speeds if she knew she was responsible for someone repeating one line over and over in a song and whose voice is auto tuned to the point that it sounds like a cyborg from the Terminator franchise. The most important problem that the model will have with this role if the planet spins off it's axis into a black hole, which would kill everything on earth, which would be more pleasurable than hearing Rihanna live, is she can't sing. The only part Rihanna is qualified to play is the later years when Whitney's voice was ravaged from drug and alcohol abuse.

Having the same taste in abusive men, coke use, weird clothes and erratic behavior doesn't make you Whitney Houston. How can she possibly lip sync Whitney's songs when she can't even lip sync her own generic phuckery and they are literally one line and a chorus. All Rihanna can do is tweet photo's of herself flipping off the camera while calling herself a "thug". How many more middle finger photo's can we do to be taken as "edgy"  or unique? How many clothes can we take off to be called a celebrity and not a pathetic joke of an entertainer with mindless fans who still haven't bought her craptastic album.

Speaking of albums, the soulless goat is getting ready for the Seventh bit of garbage to be released like an elephant bowel movement or should I say given away this holiday season. She is again going to screech inane lyrics over top music "collected" in bits and pieces from actual music that was written by musicians sometime in the past and likely from another genre of music. All while prancing around on stage, setting a good example for all those kids she claim to want to inspire, in a clown bikini shaking her tits (while she doesn't have much) and ass gyrating on top of some random male or female dancer. It's a shame that she has to once again take up valuable space on Itunes and Amazon along with other digital stores. Please save the chemical components used to make Cd's and please let her know that she is a terrible singer. No matter how many albums she releases, she will never, ever, ever, ever achieve a number 1 album. Period. She has snatched off the blond weave and replaced it with *gasp* a black one. Plus, she is swagger jacking none other than Willow Smith. It's time for black hair on the rotating hair gimmick calendar. To bad she can't try talent to push her smut, but she isn't as talented as "super head", we know that she can at least read.



This herpes on a stick just won't give it a rest and it will lead to her demise, but to Rihanna and her equally daft fans, she is living the thug life. Instead of murdering bodies she murders hits, namely hers.