Beyowulf So Stupid, She Proves MEN Rule the World in Her Own Song

There once was a Princess named Beyonce who had 3 ugly stepsisters and they had a group called Destiny's Child (Beyonce and them). Initially they had marginal success, but one constant was we always knew who the star was. BEYONCE. People were removed out of the group, but there was still only one star. Our star got a blond weave, she was groomed to reign the top 40 with disposable pop songs designed to seem creative with booty shaking rifts and repetitive hooks about her awesomeness. For those of us who actually like "real" music, she became elevator music and partly why we stopped listening to the radio, for other's she became the reason why lonely women remained single. And then the insufferable song "survivor" came out. Fears emerged that the Princess would leave the interchangeable bastard stepsisters behind. "no", the princess smiled, "I will never leave D.C." The next year, an album is released called "Destiny Fulfilled". Eyes Rolled...We all knew the princess would go solo, even though she was already solo anyway. Sadly, Beyowulf was born. She consumed and devoured. She stole less known performers entire routines and passed them off as her own. She gyrated, she seized, she wore corsets, body suits to hide her not so perfect body, she screamed singed and she acted. Oh lord...she had the emotion of a corpse and was upstaged by a pudgy Jennifer Hudson. Who can actually sing without the screaming. She married a camel who hasn't been able to rap since 2002 but was upstaged by Lil Mama on the VMA's. Then she became Sasha Fierce because everyone had to have an "alter ego" and Beyowulf being one of the biggest plagiarists and morons had to go along with it too. *sigh* She took a break, apparently to search YouTube for performances to copy, has emerged with the ultimate power point presentation Billboard performance and her long anticipated album and it doesn't look good.

Poor Poor Beyowulf. It seems that She isn't Running the World. It seems it takes more to run her career than a crusty weave and gold lame' hot pants. I never thought that at 8 weeks on billboard she would be at *cough* #75 on the Hot 100, #47 on R&B and Hip Hop (giggles), and #4 on Dance and Club Play. What?! Katy Perry is still charting better than her on the hot 100. J.Lo is like #7 and we know she is charting because of American Idol. Beyowulf pulled out all the stops, she had hyenas wearing a couture gown, flipping off cameras, rolling around in the sand, recycled "single ladies" choreo, tight dresses, nappy, crusty blond weave slang every where. It all screams success. It's worked before. You know formulas... She even brought more seizure like dance moves that people love and want to try at the club and she is trying to pick up where the Spice Girls left off and give the mindless bimbos all over the world a new sense of "girl power". Let's examine the lyrics shall we.

Some of them men
Think they freak this like we do
But no they don't.


Well, I'm not exactly sure what she means here, and I'm not sure she does either. This type of crap here is why we never can be taken seriously. Yeah, let's run around in a body suit or a "freak'em dress" and stroll into a board meeting and see what happens. That's why men don't "freak this like we do". Actually no one freaks this (whatever "this" is), like she does. Most of us can speak in coherent sentences and can see the illogical thought process of a person whose hair no one has seen since she was eight years old, become a spokesperson for a hair color line. Plus, she and her equally fake step ford mother, have a hair salon, why is her weave ALWAYS crusty? Most of the whores of Flavor of Love rocked better weave than that.

Make your cheque come at they neck.
Disrespect us, no they won't.
Boy, don't even try to touch me.
Boy, this beat is crazy!
This is how they made me.
Houston, Texas baby.
his goes out to all my girls
That's in the club rocking the latest.
Who would buy it for themselves and get more money later.
I think I need a barber(barber).
None of these b****** can fade me (fade me).
I'm so good with this
I remind you I'm so hood with this.
Boy I'm just playing,
Come here baby.
Hope you still like me


I never liked her. No one can fade her? I can name several so called artists that are "fading" her right now. Adele, Katy Perry (big breasted auto tuned bedazzled joke), J.Lo (an old joke), Nicki Minaj (retard pseudo rapper), The Black Eyed Peas(succubus, blackula and the random dudes that no one knows), Britney Spears (walking zombie), Chris "beat her down" Brown, Wiz Khalifa (all he talks about is weed), Ke$ha (she looks like she woke up at the bottom of a dumpster and someone threw glitter on her), Kelly Rowland (one of the interchangeable bastard stepsisters), Selena Gomez (Justin Biebers lesbian lover), and the queen of nothing Rihanna. This list should make her depressed. Only Adele can actually sing, Chris Brown can dance and has some decent beats, and I got to give Kelly props for Motivation. The rest of them are mind rot and cause emotional and physical pain to those with taste. I agree that the beat is crazy, like DSM IV, that's why the song is a brick on billboard. How exactly did they (who is this they), make her? Did "they" make her with blond weave? Did they make her phonier than a $2K bill or Rihanna's voice? Oh, they meant eating Popeye's chicken? I see it on the thighs, all on the thighs boo. That's why she wears dresses at every award show that she can't walk, breath, or sit in. Again, #74 on the chart and 1+1 is lower, NO ONE LIKES YOU!

What does she mean she needs a barber? Does she mean someone to cut that lifeless creature that has taken root on her head? Then I agree, she needs a barber and she needed him about 10 years ago. She's from Texas, the so called hood, there are barbers a'plenty, along with churches, jails, and liquor stores. I thought she was from the suburbs? Remember? Didn't she try to throw shade on Janet saying that her father didn't pimp her out like the Jackson's and they had a Jaguar, etc...I can only listen to one of every three words that comes out of her mouth, before I change the channel in utter disgust at the sheer ignorance of this girl.


My persuasion can build a nation.
Endless power our love we can devour.
You'll do anything for me.



The only thing I want to do for this girl is get her some books, leapfrog, hooked on phonics, and info on women who actually ran the world. You know women like Elizabeth I, Margaret Thatcher, Golda Mayer, Hilary Clinton, Condaleeza Rice, Katherine the Great, etc... If the future hold's gross stupidity, vapid vanity, soulessness and ashy knees, don't sign me up for that world. I want to take my chances for the Thunderdome or for the cults that believe that their god will come whenever their leader says. I will take my chances with Glenn Beck and his conspiracy theories and Fema camps, he at least speaks cogently.

I'm repping for the girls that's

Taking over the world

Help me raise a glass for the college grads.

Forty-one roll and to let you know what time it is, cheque!
You cant hold me!
I work my nine to five, better cut my check!
This goes out to all the women
Getting it in you on your grind.


It would be great, so GREAT if this bimbo was one of the college grads that she was so called "repping". Please don't rep for me. No thanks! She identifies more with Kim Kartrashian, Paris Hilton, and the hookers on Basketball Wives that screw for handbags than she does with me. She reps groupies, hookers, prostitutes, skeezers, skanks, bar hoes, crack heads and crazy baby mamas. Not productive members of society, let's get that straight. You better cut my check? She sounds more like a pimp than a mogul. Oh that's Jigga that says, "I'm a mogul", every song. My bad. Again, Beyonce is a bad person to represent working women and girl power, especially throwing in educated women. I mean really? This from the person that sounds like she is reading from dummy cards when she says "you are worth it". Are you serious? If she represents "smart" women, then I would be afraid to see a stupid woman, they must be completely brain dead, lobotomized one celled organisms that should be thrown in the "defective" bin. She is the prototype for a Bratz doll, if they could make it life sized and sell it in the back of adult shops, it could make lot's of money, minus the scream singing, of course...

To other men that respect
What I do please accept my shine.
Boy you know you love it
How we smart enough to make these millions.
Strong enough to bear the children
Then get back to bidness.
See,you better not play me
Oh come here baby.
Hope you still like me
If you hate me.
My persuasion can build a nation.
Endless power our love we can devour.
You'll do anything for me.

Beyonce, Katy Perry, Rihanna, and Britney Spears again are the WORST examples for "female empowerment" because we have marketing tools with marginal talent (and I have listed their talent in order), who sell sex to braindead fans. It's basically lingerie modeling set to music. Godawful annoying music. Beyonce made her money becuase of management by her FATHER! That's a man...what is she talking about? Rihanna, Jay-Z's mistress and hobby horse is the benefactor of her beatdown from Chris Brown and blowing Jay-Z. Again, a MAN! Britney is under a conservatorship of her father, no doubt slipping her meds to keep her under control, otherwise she would be back vajajay flashing and running over photographers. What's the common denominator? A MAN! The only thing Beyonce has right is women are strong enough to give birth, but every aspect of her life is the opposite of what she is singing. The only shine Beyonce has is the ever prescent vacant expression in her eyes, which is something that girls more like WOMEN that rule the world DO NOT have.

Beyonce is a swagger jacker and box office poison, she would have to have a personality to emote a character. How can a person with the personality and intellect of a tossed salad suddenly act like a creme brulee? She can barely talk let alone act, and it's shocking that she doesn't get whiplash from slinging that crusty weave around and selling her body to the highest bidder. Yeah, great example...Plus, her house of Dereon line "clothing" makes hootchie clothes for kids. What message are you sending them? Reach down for your inner hoe kids? Get your money kids? Find that pimp named big daddy to make your money.


I hear she is doing some big thanksgiving performance, enough time to troll the internet to steal more performances from foreign artists like she did her Billboard/ Power Point performance.

Beyonce once again proves that men in fact run the world and if idiots/ feme bots like her keep talking and women listen, they will ALWAYS run the world.

Democrats Can Taste the Rainbow

The definition of insanity is continuing to do the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. That is our American political system.

Both Republicans and Democrats have bemoaned farm subsidies as the worst thing next to Satan as far as the budget deficit is concerned. They have vowed to cut these subsidies in an attempt to trim the fat and provide millions in so called savings for the next ten years. However, the GOP decided to cut food aid for low income women and children instead. That's right folks, the Republicans decimated WIC to dust instead of cutting useless subsidies to rich farmers. Stopping people from buying off brand cheese, milk and Juicy juice, is more important than ending support for a corrupt system of corporate welfare. We all know that giving poor people money will aid the economy better than giving tax cuts to the so called job creators. Don't believe me? Go to the projects, you will find flat screens, Cadillacs, Coach handbags, and Direct TV satellite's. Unemployment Insurance goes directly to the economy. It pays for food, rent, you know necessities. Trust me...I have been unemployed for over a year and the "go get a job", story doesn't work when you send out thousands of resume's and hear, "You are over qualified", "we think you are going to be bored here." If the government is so serious about ending the recession they should give blacks reparations. The economy would bounce back in no time, KFC's stock would soar, Caprice's or Crown Vic's would be the #1 car, and Jordan's would be the #1 shoe. According to them, the best thing to do, is kill aid for the poor and pray for them, but give kickbacks to their rich friends and political donors and this goes for both parties. Thanks Democrats for your pathetic efforts for helping fight, more like give up and let the Republicans have their way. What the people that go to the poll never consider is that these so called law makers are all employed.

Today, the Democrats left a soldier on the battlefield with a grazed shoulder bleed to death for political expediency. No Republican, no matter the scandal, the number of little boys in the closet, dead body's, hookers, semen covered dresses would've left poured water on a drowning man. Democrat's are so fruity that I believe they can poop skittles. Where is the loyalty for one of your own? That's what Black's and Democrat's have in common. Not sticking together, stabbing each other in the back...yeah, I see it now. So, now the Weiner penis sexting "distraction" is gone and the Congress can get back to work doing what exactly? Oh that's right...NOTHING!

The rest of the civilized Western World is shaking their heads at this idiocy, but we still keep giving the chimps the keys to the cages and wonder why the zoo is out of control.

The Invisible Obama Presidency

Now the President has moved from the shrinking president to the virtually invisible president in regards to the debt ceiling. Well...most things. Here we have a man with such incredible intellect and wonderful speaking ability who refuses to use the one thing that every President must learn to utilize effectively. The Bully pulpit. How else does he think he can shape and mold the electorate? The White House is asking the business community to reason with the Congress about the dire consequences of not raising the debt ceiling by the August 2 deadline. If the debt ceiling isn't raised, interest rates could go up and throw the economy back into recession. Personally, to the common folks, it still feels like a recession, not a recovery, which is what Obama has to worry about if he wants to win next year. The administration states that if the government defaults, the republicans should shoulder the blame. Really? Both the Obama admin. and the Republicans bear the blame. Obama for his hands off, philosophical approach to leadership, hiring wall-street people responsible for the economic mess in the first place. When he was elected, the people wanted to feel that there was an adult in the room and that there was someone that could help. What did we get? Bubble gum feel good messages about how great things were going instead of focused, direct and targeted messages to expose the republicans lies of low taxes and deregulation. Reagan should follow his idol Reagan, hell Bush. They were so much better at proselytizing and lying to the public. To this day, people stupidly invoke Reagan as the greatest American president ever, utilizing his economic framework, language, and sentence structure. Where is the Obama from 2008? "I am from the government, I am here to help, hope and change?" There is nothing left but echoes and silence.

Obama has proven to be a conservative president, not a progressive, a liberal or a democrat. For the life of me, I don't understand why Republicans dislike him. He has continued every policy that Bush enacted, he's just more articulate, but nothing has changed. What does it take for him to understand? He is the reason that the Democrats lost the House, the midterms were a referendum on Obama. Romney is looking more credible and if the economy is the main issue, then Obama will have a difficult time arguing that he has done all he could to pull America out of the quagmire. His only saving grace would be having Newt or category 5 moron Bachmann winning the nomination, but that's highly unlikely. During this last year, he should be balls to the wall, take no prisoners, to the American people. So what if his maneuvering doesn't work. It will look like he is trying to get something done, and not pussyfooting around burning every last drop of political capital he has being the "Great Compromisor". Otherwise, he goes down in history as being Bush's third term.

This is Obama's election to lose and he doesn't have that electrifying energy and George Bush to demonize this time. Obama has wasted opportunities and chose to side with the corporations over the people time and time again. 

He can only hope that he is the lesser of two evils at this point.

J.LO the Arrogance the Oppulance

Jennifer Lopez, J.Lo, Jennifer from the block, or whatever moniker she is going by these days has gotten her groove back thanks to her new gig on the aging dinosaur American Idol. Thanks to the show, her dying albatross of a career has been revived and she was shockingly named the Most Beautiful of 2011. She has endorsement deals with makeup lines, and she even uses the show as a platform to view her steaming turd of an excuse for a music video. Imagine a captive audience having to hear that shrill voice sing about nothing and then pretend that it's good because her majesty is in the room. It's shameful that barf bags aren't included with the admission to the American Idol taping. This harlot is claiming that she is in talks about whether she will be returning next year because she has a lot of things going on. Really? She made 12 million to sit on stage and say nothing. That's quite an accomplishment. Pimping out her twins, getting an album that was so crappy that she was dropped from her label released, forcing us to revisit the nightmare that was "Bennifer", and doing what she does best, rolling around in sand, posing in a chair, sticking her butt out while a rapper spits some lame rhymes while sounding like a hyena being anally assaulted with a splintered broomstick.

Cast your mind back 4 or 5 years, Lopez was every where, every magazine cover, on all the charts, she somehow managed to top both the music charts and movie charts in the same week. Then there was much hype over her famed hind quarters. Yes...I'm so serious about that. She was best known and talked about for how wonderfully she filled out her dress. Plus, she even got a 1 million dollar insurance policy on her fat fanny. Fortunately for her, but not for the public at large, this rump shaker talk distracted us from the fact that she has no discernible talent, a lack of singing ability, no acting ability, and no musicianship. She relented and remained on our screens churning out one piece of garbage after another. Let's have a moment of silence as remember her finest theatrical moments: Maid in Manhattan, Anaconda, The Cell, The Wedding Planner, Monster In Law, and proof that Jesus died in vain, Gigli. Can anyone remember anything good about these films? No. Wait, I can. The ending credits.

Then her music...Jenny from the block..."Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block." Musical dog turd. And I've heard Soulja Boy. More like blockhead on a roll. She grew up in the suburbs, so I don't know what block she is referring to. She tries to make it seem that she was an extra in the movie Crooklyn . Please...I wish she would do what one of her better movies suggests, "out of sight", go out of sight and never return. That won't happen, she needs more money to pay more staff and have more video premiers, therefore she is going to whore out her gig on Idol as long as they let her strut around and pretend she has talent while her Skeletor vampire husband bankrolls her supply of weed and mink eyelashes. She needs to thank Selena Quintanilla and the fat lunatic that murdered her for her fame. Had Selena not died, Jennifer Lopez would just be a Hollywood jump off that would be immortalized  on In Living Color re runs.

What is it about Hollywood, fame and fortune that rots a person's mind and soul? What is it that creates massive, incendiary, pseudo-intellectual and quasi mental retardation? Her album, the entire album was leaked on online 2 years ago, which is why she got dropped from her label, but dumb people will still buy this nonsense, which is actually charting better than Beyowulf. Let's not even talk about the photo shopping in a wind tunnel magazine covers and the trademark "sexy" poses with her lips half open. She is always next to her Night of the Living Dead Husband Marc Antony, and I know why he is always looking half dead, she sucks all the life and energy out of the room, like a hispanic(when it suits her to be one), black hole.

I don't know who is more talentless, J.Lo, Rihanna, or Britney Spears. They are all easy on the eyes but take all the stylists, producers, and electronic gadgetry, they would all be frying chicken at the local KFC. Each of these shrews ruined the careers of the men foolish enough to get involved with them, Ben Affleck, Chris Brown and Kevin Federline. J.Low's vocals are so terrible that she even laughs at them. She had the nerve to tell contestants on Idol not to sing her songs, why? Because it would crush her ego for her to know that any person on a saturday night can sing one of her idiotic songs, just like a Britney or Rihanna song. Will it kill her fantasy that she is this world class diva and not an overrated karaoke singer who blew and screwed her way to fame? She isn't funny, smart or charming, and makes stupid demands like have an all white dressing room that has to be unoccupied for two weeks, a banquet of food that she doesn't touch and special brands of candles just to make things more difficult. It would be better to hire live pigs, set them on fire and turn them loose on stage then deal with J.Ho. They would probably sound better than Jennifer Lopez.

Jennifer Lopez is a classic example of a pork snout faced "anybody" that ONLY with the wonders of plastic surgery is "now" considered ever so beautiful. Ahhhh what it is to afford great plastic surgery...



She also has the personality/intelligence appeal of a Vaseline sandwich which is why all her exes dumped her in short order. Only her beastly looking hubby has remained. Sadly we can't dump her and she is once again a legend in her own mind. She has set the gold standard for attractive, talentless whores with inflated egos to overstay their welcome.

She is a great example of what you need to be to stay relevant in Hollywood, an inflated ass.

Soulja Boy is a Racist and a Homophobe?

One wonders about his hetero status when they see this photo... Or maybe he's just a talentless dumbass that never should've had money to begin with. My question is why alienate people that come on your page who may buy your trash that you laughingly call music. Will "superman that hoe" ever make it in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?  NO! Will "get out the way, pretty boy coming through" ever win a Grammy? Maybe...If garbage like, "take me for a ride ride, make it last all night night", won. (Red headed goat's Only Girl in the World). Of course, this hack doesn't have the production team that Rihanna has to turn water into wine, so we see the lack of rapping skills up front.

Apparently Soulja Boy had some problems on his facebook page with haters and went on a rant, a racist, homophobic rant. This puts Mel Gibson's "Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world, and sugar tits," to shame. Can you see Tupac getting in facebook and twitter fights? Is this what's hot in the streets now? Well flaming is more like it.
“WHO THE f*ck “likes” an artist on facebook who they dont LIKE. DUMB ASS”. If you dont like ME or my music UNLIKE the page and let the people who do enjoy their artist giving updates and music out. sh*t getting out of hand now. GTFOH you stalkers”. 

“how can you say “i hate you” blah blah blah. when you are on my page that doesnt make any sense! it sounds crazy you are stalking a person who you dont like WTF kinda sh*t is that. no life having b*tches. haters are so f*cking stupid! “i dont like soulja boy so im gonna like his facebook and wait till he post a video to be the 1st one to comment”

n***a get the fuck out of here go get some p***y and stop being a lame”.

“p***y ass white boys make me sick man.

LET A BLACK MAN SHINE AND DO SOMETHING POSITIVE!!! DAMN YALL ALREADY GOT MONEY AND LIVING RIGHT STOP HOLDING US BLACK PEOPLE DOWN TRYING TO DO SOMETHING POSITIVE WITH THEIR LIVES! YALL BEEN f*ckING WITH US SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME. if I don’t like a artist im not going to like their facebook and talk to them. use common sense and stop being stupid.”. (Do something positive? Using your body as a canvas for a magic marker and making the worse music the world has ever heard isn't doing any positive. Did I mention lying, and saying that you wrote "whip my hair". Like that was such a profound song, with such lyrical creativity. It would be more positive if you learned how to spell and use proper grammar rules, but that would be expecting too much).

"IM TIRED OF WHITE PEOPLE DOING US LIKE THIS MAN!! THEY TREAT US SO WRONG!! f*ck THEM MAN ON GOD!! (I don't think that's possible and I don't think God would like that, unless you are a member of New Birth, then you can become a Bishop)

fu*k THEM FOR LIKING A BLACK MANS FACEBOOK JUST TO TALK shit!! f*ck RACIST I HATE YOU”. (That literally makes no sense)


“Maybe I finally said the right sh*t to get these racist to unlike my page. Fans i’m sorry you had to read this. but we must take a stand. they WILL not treat us like this any longer. I dont give a f*ck.” (English speakers, I'm sorry that we have a multi-millionaire, that can't express a complete thought without profanity and he can't even curse in the right tense).


“I’m gonna keep talking sh*t to these white f*ggots until they unlike my page. f*cking weirdo stalkers!”(so...black faggots are ok? apparently so, because he would have to unlike his own page.)

Oh yes...it's the white, gay man's fault  that Soulja Boy sucks worse than a prostitute on the track. Considering they are the only one's buying his godawful crap he puts out that he calls music. This is from the person that gave a shout out to the slave masters so they can get that ice. Those white people with money sign his checks and again buy his tragically stupid music. Oh wait..no one bought DeAndre Way did they? It was one of the biggest flops of the year and only sold 200,000 units. His first album only went gold, so that means only 500,000 stupid people bought that afterbirth of an album. What do I expect from someone that repeats Gucci Bandanna over and over? I think I got dumber reading his posts. A typical Soulja Boy fan has an IQ of about 31, has never heard real hip hop, and thinks that Soulja Boy is talented because he gets money. Soulja Boy's music is so terrible that it could incite violence by it's sheer mediocrity and by it's secret language of ignorance that only Soulja Boy and his brain dead fans understand. Back in 2008, MTV compiled a list of the top 10 MC's, Crank That Soulja Boy was still popular for some reason...On this list were Nas, Jay-Z(over rated), Common, Talib Kweli, Lil Wayne, Andre 3000, Lupe Fiasco, interestingly no Kanye. But, Soulja Boy, stated that he was the best in the game. Can you believe that? The best MC in the game? Even detoxing Eminem rapping nonsense was better than "yooooooo".  I hate Jay-Z, he and Roc Nation are responsible for 7 Head Goat Rihanna, but come on, Soulja Boy on his best day is better than Jay-Z? DeAndre Way. Crank that Soulja Boy was a nursery rhyme...enee meanie mynee moe. He deserves awards for that? My 1 year old cousin has an entire book of them, let's cash in! That's some serious fail sauce. Puffy has more credibility than this clown that runs around with clothes 5 sizes too large and have his name written on his sunglasses in bubble paint from an arts and crafts store. Soulja a real MC? Tupac is rolling over in his grave or sucking a tiddy on an island. Whichever...

Soulja Boy is a demon sent from hell to destroy hip hop with his lame lyrics and lame songs and he has flacid album sales to prove how lame he is. So before he becomes the next black activist, he needs to go back to school, learn how to spell and better yet learn how to rap.

By the by, he deserves to be taken in a field and shot for this news here: This homo thug is remaking JUICE! To add insult to injury he's going to play Tupac's character Bishop and Wacka will play Raheim and this will be set in Atlanta...KILL YO SELF! This will be a mini-movie to go along with his (laugh) mix tape also titled Juice. I guess that's why he's making these rants channeling his inner Tupac? The difference between Pac and this jigaboo, is that Pac worked to master his craft and it was obvious by the quality of his rhymes and the improvement of his acting skills.  I sense another bad decision in a long list of bad decisions. Remember when Wyclef and the other's butchered "we are the world?" Who wanted to see Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and other auto tuned trash ruin a classic along with a CGI Michael Jackson split screened with an old Janet. Some things should not be touched or duplicated and this is one of those things. A 45 min. made for TV movie is an abomination to Tupac's legacy and hard work. If he isn't dead, this could very well bring him out of hiding. Whoever green lit this should be shot and go down as the worst director in history and I mean worst than M.Night Shymalan and Uwe Boll. This isn't worth $1 instant streaming on red box. Everyone involved should be sent to another dimension where we can't suffer from this phuckery.

Kanye where are you? Please snatch the mic or the penis out of his hand. Since Jigga can't rap about anything anymore but himself, can't he help this swamp monster? Can't Em stop blowing Dre's nuts and help this clown? Please stop this travesty... He can keep grabbing his nuts in his tight nut hugger jeans and try and convince the world that he has talent but we all know who and what he is. An ignorant little boy who has way too much time on his hands, who can be out rapped by Lil Mama and Willow Smith.

Soulja is trash that is out of the bag but not out of the closet.

Anthony Weiner Stands Firm on the Peter Principle

"But I'm a creep/I'm a weirdo/What the hell am I doing here?/I don't belong here"- Creep by Radiohead

This story gets creepier and creepier. It seems as if a new set of partially nude photos has been found that Weiner sent of himself taken on his blackberry in what is said to be the HOUSE MEMBERS GYM. Democratic leadership is diplomatically calling on him to resign because this is going to hurt Obama's re-election next year. Now even the White House is calling for Weiner's resignation, well in it's typical "make a statement without saying anything" fashion. A White House Rep. stated that Weiner's actions have been a "distraction and inappropriate". For Obama, this is a distraction. His nice Osama bounce in the polls have evaporated, he's pissed off Israel (but who doesn't piss them off outside of killing off Arabs), he's pissed off the Arab's, unemployment is at 9.1%, he's allowing a bunch of inbred hicks in the House to black mail the poor and the middle class by threatening to default on America's debt, and has not done enough for job creation. He's trying to convince a more cynical more racially divided electorate to roll the dice and take another chance on Obama. He has a tough sell and a huge mountain to climb and having a narcissistic doofus roaming the halls harms his credibility. If only "Weinergate" happened in 2010.

Nancy Pelosi and Debbie Wasserman Schultz (Party Chairman) are both calling on him to resign as well as pundits and political aficionados looking at 2012.  Details also emerged that this genius was chatting it up with a 17 year old girl, yet he claims no inappropriate messages  transpired between the two of them. Yeah...and the wildest thing that passed through Rick James' system was yoohoo and tang. Now, in true Hollywood form, Weiner is going into treatment for his "addiction" to sending half naked photos of himself to people that isn't his wife. It's really a shame that such a promising career is going up in flames and no sex with prostitutes, little boys, or of any kind took place. This is what idiotic leaders/ celebs do when they run off at the mouth or get caught with their pants down, admit themselves into rehab. He didn't actually sleep with, or molest anyone, he's not on any high price madam's call list, bribe or steal, so the outrage by the left and the right is disingenuous. However, as this is something that he should've known was a possible outcome to his behavior due to the fact that he was so vocal and so high profile. Andrew Breitbart and other conservatives were constantly monitoring his twitter feeds hoping for something to take him down. It's not like this is his first time or his year in political office, he's been in office for a number of years working for Chuck Schumer, serving on NY's City Council before he even was elected to Congress. He should know better than to send these types of photos and then lie about their existence, like they wouldn't surface. The media has over hyped this story, but again, Weiner put himself in this position and the only person anyone should pity for is his wife.

Surely Weiner understands that in the end, the only option he has is to step down. If the democrats want to have any power of any kind, they have to cut off the defective limb and leave him in the dirt. The end game is keeping the White House, maintaining the majority in the Senate and possibly picking up seats again in the House (at this point that's a long shot). If they lose the Senate, but Obama retains the Presidency, all Obama can do is pick up his ceremonial veto pen and waste time and ink. With a 2/3 majority in the Senate, guess what happens? Override of a Presidential Veto. That's right. Health care get's repealed/ defunded, more idiotic Draconian abortion bills, privatized medicare and God knows what else morons like Richard Shelby and Michelle Bachmann can come up with. They might even bring indentured servitude back, assuming they know what that is. If Weiner had only had sex or killed someone it would've been so much easier to demonize this man and label him a hypocrite, a leach, or a fool. Well...fool still applies. But, as a matter of political survival Weiner has to go home and focus on his private parts instead of duking it out in the Congress, thereby costing Obama the White House and the Dem's the House and the Senate in 2012 and 2014.

Too bad Boehner won't stand up for Weiner.

The Black Eyed Peas- The E.N.D. of Credibility

Once upon a time there was a group of dancers who formed a band who called themselves The Black Eyed Peas. They entertained audiences with conscientious hip hop, descent rhymes and smooth dance moves and released two albums, fairly successful, with a couple decent hits and were once fairly respected musicians.

Then one night an evil witch visited them, promised them fame and fortune the likes of which the group had never seen. All she required was every shred of musical integrity and credibility the group had established. The group, blinded by dollar signs, accepted and then Succubus joined the group and turned their life upside down.

This group has broken down so many barriers, no longer do rappers have to use coherent or even English words in their raps. 16 bars? More like 1 bar repeated over and over and over and over...It's Auto tune generic syrupy lyrics confused millions into buying their crappy music and Fergie showed off her whorish gold digging skills. They also released great songs called "Boom Boom Pow", which is an Auto tuned disaster and "Ring-a-ling" which is about calling someone a lot but I can't tell, the "music" was drowned out by my attempt to pull out my eardrums and climb the walls away from my speakers.

For some reason, someone thought it would be a grand idea to have these talentless clowns perform at the Super Bowl, no doubt from the Big Black Breast that Janet exposed and traumatized America with. What we got was off key singing, seizure inducing lights and Fergie looking like a day glow prostitute, Will.iam clear skull cap/ new age Devo wig, Taboo (the most useless BEP), and his light brite breastplate that changes images. It literally looked like a drug trip mixed with a child's video game gone horribly wrong. They always sound like some euro trash 80's dance club disc skipping under a dirty turn table needle.

Fast forward to June 10th, these top "artists" decided to stand up fans that waited for up to 8 hours in the heat and rain just to cancel their Central Park performance, due to lightning. Lightning? Of course they couldn't play in the rain, that would ruin all of their Autotune equipment and probably melt Fergie's face.

Maybe that's a sign from God sparing people from the abomination that is BEP's. Every time they make a song they commit a sin, a mortal sin against their fans and against music. Why anyone waited 8 hours to see the tragic mess that the entire world saw at half time at the Super Bowl is the real crime. Will.i.am or should I say Will I Scam, actually pulled a cellphone out during a performance in order to recite his lyrics, since they are that complex and thought provoking. Repeating "do it" over and over requires deep memorization and concentration or "what you gone do wit all that breast inside that shirt". The voices of our generation if I ever heard them. Fergie probably pissed on his copy of the lyrics so he had to back up his copy on the phone.  What type of a hack do you have to be that you have to look up your own lyrics of a "song" that you wrote? Catch on fire!

I propose we submit a petition that any more albums or performances from the BEP's be declared an overt act of terrorism, punishable by death or dismemberment. Maybe the males are the four horsemen of the apocalypse and the succubus Fergie Ferg is famine, since the world is supposed to end in October of this year according to crackpot cultist Harold Camping. The robot whores from outer space are going to invade and take over the world and Camping and his minions could be right on...think about it.

Why would people subject themselves to a BEP show? Every song that I have ever heard brings a rivulet of blood to my ears. Listening to a screeching cat on crack would be more pleasurable. The only way BEP might be remotely interesting is if that hermaphrodite Fergie performs nude, but even then, no one wants to see that. They are all a bunch of ass clowns who have no shame who should never be allowed on a stage again, unless they apologize for sucking. Will I Scam can blow a cockroach's penis and those random interchangeable band mates can vomit all over Fergie's manly face on her way to get injected with her next round of silicone.

Another death knell in the musical genre...